[No Ads] S3 Ep. 19 - Long Maze Journey Into Night
🕑 Added 2025-02-25 17:00:17 +0000 UTC
Our heroes attempt an a-maze-ing escape from the Project Heartland Archives!
This episode contains Violence, Profanity, and Sexual Content.
Check out Freddie and Matt's movie WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE in theaters nationwide March 7th!
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Tammy Kardosh
Blake lively is my favorite Freddy character
Ryan Frederick
matt/kelsey being fine seeing general gore but can't look at anyone throwing up is so relatable
Nolan
Will, brilliant Howl adaptation writing
Zo Perry
go to his bandcamp, pay what you want, download it to your phone and it will show up in “local files” on spotify :) it’s a bit of work but well worth it!!
Daniel
I’ve been so patiently waiting for the credit song to drop on Spotify Please Maxton Waller I need to play it on repeat
Sofia Maz
Does anyone know when hole in the stars might get released on Spotify. Its actually a banging tune
dickaxe
Shoutout to Beth coming in and saving Matt's uncomfortable book cherry joke 😂
A. List
If you ever go to Philly, there's a restaurant that does only American colonial period dishes, and they offer a tofu dish along with an excerpt of the letter Ben Franklin wrote talking about tofu.
Andrew Worthington
"how old are 8 year olds" Game maker Anthony
Aindriú Tadhg Ó Súilleabháin
They have truly forgotten their roots
Manson Brien
No need to be rude about it
Manson Brien
Matthew missed the golden opportunity of saying “Hi up next” to Anthony in the intro
Gunnar Higgins
Anyone else having trouble getting this episode out of their downloads list? I’ve redownloaded and deleted this episode so many times and it just won’t go away
sybillium4
Get over it and chill out
KneCapGoGoJuice
I have a geology professor who went to the beach of D-day for his father‘s military reunion and genuinely did research on the surrounding rocks
Stephen Starzyk
I was wondering the same thing, haha. Rolled 83 and climb is 20, definitely a fail, but he easily climbs and grabs the book, lol. A tad confusing…maybe Will was being nice to Francis didn’t get attacked by four monsters.
Vampire the Assquerade
Literally why I came here lol
Matt M.
Just needed to drop into the void that I think, with this episode, Blake became fully realized and turned into Freddy's best-ever character. Freddy was pulling in-character moves on a Matt Arnold-level. Bravo!
Ashley Nicollette
Our episode schedule is new episodes air every other Tuesday at as close to 9am pacific time as possible! The only shifts would be announced at the end of an episode (end of season breaks, touring, holiday breaks, etc) and we cross post about breaks on our socials. But our mainline is pretty consistent meaning a new episode will be out today!
Nikki
Kunai with chain
Noah Fields
BBBROOOOooo you're totally on to something I like that theory a good job pal!
Be That As It Jay (Crab Man)
This has very quickly one of my favorite episodes of the season
Aaron Darkblade
Exact same thing I was thinking. I think he thought he was saying 20 out of 83
Timothy Henderson Jr.
Free content: 4 men shit on a woman for not knowing how a ladder in a cartoon works Behind a paywall: 4 men ask a woman how tampons work
Max Z
Mildly autistic, so the inconsistent release time is maddening
Louis Frohock
You get that it’s magical right
TheShy Typospherian
Blake Lively ❤️
Elisabeth Sejbak
Important clarification: Would BB have called her case file “The Pee Trap: The Case of the Hamster” OR “The Pee Trap, colon, The Case of the Hamster”? I suggest that the latter title would be far more ripe for bowel-adjacent investigation, and that BB shouldn’t limit herself this early in her career — as we all know, track your excrement to sus out when something’s not right. 🕵🏽♀️
Whachamacallit
New episodes come once every two weeks. The recaps typically are looser with their release times
Max Z
Pissed off now
Max Z
Where new episode ?
Tyler Jones
Fitting that a older boy tries to flirt with something/ someone they shouldn't flirt with. But when someone age appropriate is around they completely ignore them lol
Jaeonnie Davis-Crawford
My cause of death is “The Bigfoot Bopper”
Gregory Catullo
AAA the book for Blake! Pipe dreams would have been such a good hook! With a busted p-trap leaking on the front cover that was holographic! Appeal to the Little mouse brain!
Andrew Duck
Hey, do we know when we’re getting an international release of “We’re all gonna die”. I’m in Australia and would very much like to watch it in a way that financially supports you guys.
Jakob Medlin
Oh. My. God. That poem… a single tear.
Nozanuki
At 54:50 wouldn’t this be a failure for Francis?
Kaiju Waifu
I stayed I. The monsters Inc world
Shawn Bryan
Did Will pulled inspiration from The Pagemaster?
SonOfABoofo
When Blake said “goo on my hands” I immediately thought of the song “there’s a platypus controlling me”
Prizzdawg
“Emagine Willow Creek” in Plymouth. You can see it on the map that’s on their movie’s website too
Riley Primus
👀 what theater?
Prizzdawg
We got a Minnesota show! Not quite Minneapolis but close enough! Though, I can’t see it on the theater’s website yet..
Prizzdawg
And Brad Shmegan’s song!!
Caleb Crawford
Agreed!!
C Buff
And same spot
C Buff
If they all appear at the same time shouldn't a brian have been with them
Mr. N. Hacksaw
"Turning a famous poem into a plot recap by the way of parody" sounds more like Will 's lane, I'd say? (I also have a vague memory of him mentioning Howl before in a Peach Pit or an episode.) Either way, it was a hilarious intro.
Mathew Reyes
I filled out the form to help get y’all’s movie into another theater, PLEASE COME TO CHICAGO
Elizabeth Roberts
I panicked when feddy came on to say “WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE”….. “the movie Matt and I made” I thought he knew something I didn’t
SonOfABoofo
The entire help desk scene gave me Tim Burton vibes
Lorelei The Succubi and Kyra The succulent snack
Not Freddy already repeating himself for a bad joke before the pod even starts. Oof
Gwynivere Read
If there are any Albuquerque friends in here, or New Mexican friends, I’m recommending the Guild and Kimo to screen the movie, hope we can convince them to show it! 😁✨
Gwynivere Read
BC he has “hetero”chromia?? I’ll see myself out
Madelyn
Any other Feds get triggered when Will said fork in the road?
TheHegemonCaller
CRAZYYYY THEORY TIME WITH CALLER: What if another seed candidate is Kelsey's brother who is technically alive now. That'd be interesting considering he **is** a warrior in a manner of speaking
Chris Formisano
The intro was my favorite of the season
Candelario -Candyman- Ramirez III
Was eating lunch at a restaurant when “See You Again” by Wiz Khalifa came on the radio and I thought: “Hey it’s Paeden’s song from Dungeons and Daddies…oh wait.” Love you guys!
Running Ryden
“‘Owwww!’ I write.” -Anthony Reminds me of: “It reads: ‘It’s hidden in the Castle of auughhh.’ He must have died while carving it.” “Oh come on. If he was dying, he wouldn’t carve ‘auughhh,’ he’d just say it.”
Carter Krevanko
How is “a kid with a gun” funny every time 😂
Erik
I got called out in S1E40 and have been listening for my partner’s name to be called since then
Kalle Engberg
Hi, I’m Ronbot!
Tyler Horihan
Um no that's the scientific name for two different colored eyes, duh
Corkboard Podcast Network
THE NUMBERS MASON WHAT DO THEY MEAN
Bearonavirus
Bc they called him bi-Marbles?
Cristian Reyes
Any chance of getting the movie some where in west Florida?
Mel Mel
God this destroyed me today. Freddies 'lock the door Kelsie' made me snort at my desk.
Tiny
Absolutely love the sibling dynamic between BB & Francis 10/10 that's how siblings are!!!!
Mel Mel
*I invented a rug!* I have yet to escape the intro. Been replaying this repeatedly
Noah Fields
Boooooooooo
Stephanie Clark
I am CRYING at the intro oh my fucking god. The delivery. The syntax.
aaron mcfarland
“Press ON I hope nobody press OFF………. because I’m a robot “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂
t-birthofsin
69th comment? veeeeeeery nice
Tyler Horihan
Marbles got homophobia :(
Kimberly Spirdione
Anthony's energy is absolutely wild this episode, I'm so obsessed
Laura Chandler
When Freddy had the big brain idea of looking for the exit, I just immediately thought of the Page Master -- I LOVED that movie growing up! Not sure if he was thinking of that, but it made me smile
Cain Morgan
Why am I in love with high Beth
Kakra Blurnsball
I wonder if they'll try other systems, I know Freddie has a little experience with a modified kids on bikes
Funkmasta B
To shreds you say?
Brandon Curtis
At first the Blake voice irked me, then it was endearing, and now I find it fuckin’ hysterical every time Frediie opens his mouth 😂
RKMasylum
Is Freddy just doing a Ragnar impression, from the Red Rising series?
Simon Lucas
Hey, Freddy and Matt. If your dumb little movie doesn’t come to NC, I’m not gonna be very happy. You might even say that I’ll be very UN-happy. 😡 Consider this a warning. Screen the movie in NC or else. 🔪🔪🔪
Keira Jade
Bisexual Christmas Marbles…
UrdnotVick
I know it's not what will described it.. but all I'm picturing is the plane that belongs to Hermaeus Mora from Skyrim for the library
Chase
My buddy teaches grade 3. He says Francis nailed the 8yr old mind. And they will tell you to fuck off for no reason.
Kaleb McStay
How to I watch the movie if I’m in New Zealand
Mary Kelley
daddy freddie telling me to join patreon for more content like im not already here lapping it up and fucking about to dig into my tax refund for the uncut versions 👅👅👅
Ochy Dochy
At 7:25 ish they're discussing the library staircase and I suddenly recalled this one library staircase/ladder thing that was FULLY SENTIENT and would wander by itself, iirc it was the Department for Magical Things or some such. I just think they'd find it delightfully charming
Octavia MacIsaac
Appreciating Anthony representing ASD with Francis. Let the social cues go unnoticed! 😂
Steve Pickwell
Love you guys, but I think this is running too long, not sure Cthulhu can carry this many eps as a framework and there seems to be too much going on.
Robert Crisler
The big foot bopper singing chantily lace needs to be fully recorded
Bajaboy
Does anyone else cross their fingers every episode, hoping to be named at the credits? 😅
Joe Oakley
Why did this intro remind me of spoken word Jim Morrison?
WesKane truly insisting he isn't here 4 Rems boobs
Turning trudy into goddamn kirby lol
Riley Primus
If I have any Minneapolis friends, I sent in a suggestion for the Riverview Theater and The Main Cinema for We're All Gonna Die, let's get a show in Minnesota!
Maddie
Esther did so well this episode with the added sounds
Caleb Crawford
Did Beth write the poem in the intro? It was great!! Also, this season is one of my favorites so far, loving the horror theme, it is firing on all cylinders, as your late friend Tony Collette would say, RIP.
Sheriff Teddy
Adding Trudy to my blunt rotation
Throh_goblin Lord
I'm just going to pirate thw movie ngl
Nobi Wolff
To shreds, you say
Priscilla
Okay, but also, if you haven’t listened to “Bitcherton” yet, I HIGHLY recommend it. Will was a great Ben Franklin
Elise
Wednesday mornings (the time when the podcast drops in Australia) are always a treat! Loved the Howl reference to start the episode!
Anne Nation
Francis is channeling some elite Hermie rizz with the “you know you like me” 😭
Blu
not francis voice change when he’s talking to a woman
Abby Vedock
Freddie is so goddamn funny as Blake
Golden_Grim
I just love how the rest half was almost scooby doo like with the running
Bearonavirus
I need fanart of Kelsey walking arms out like Gustavo
Bearonavirus
Freddie is not made for Peachyville Horror, man. These rolls are atrocious
Maia Woods
famous chappell roan song, epidernomicon
SynapticWyrm
Can we have bisexual Christmas marbles plushy?
Eddy B
"...one ring of a three ring circus..." ... "THANK YOU. NOW I UNDERSTAND." Perfection.
CaptJB
Can confirm as a geologist, we would be immediately distracted by the rocks
Rae
Dungeons and Daddies was mentioned on the “We’re Here To Help” Podcast from Monday.
Connor Kelly
As a plumber I appreciate Freddie
Sunny K
For real, Will’s episode of Bitcherton was extremely good, so go check it out! Fans of Dropout will also eat up super well
Ryley Henry
Huge congrats to Matt and Freddie for their movie. That's awesome, fellas 💪 Edit: just watched the trailer. ASHLEY! So good!
Erik
h.I.gh Robot Starting Will Smith
Arthur Williams
"It's the 50s, you wouldn't care!" Anthony is out here looking for cheeks!
Pamphleteer
Will is always out here making jokes for the English majors like me. I know it was Will who wrote the Howl spoof because it's SO specific lol
Auro Eidolon
Trudy, no! Holding it in doesn't do anything!
Josh Christopher
Book Queef new band name called it
Hana and Theo Tar Technoblade Brouse
Rip to the folks coming from the notif, they know its labeled wrong guys hehe
Squirt Whetstone
But Freddy, Matt. Will it be realeased in Canada??
JustAnotherRQ
Close enough, welcome back dndads song covers
jhenkle
Clever
Smidazzle
Hell yea another episode drop
Matthew Morrissey
They were proud of the last episode, eh? In all seriousness, a dungeons and daddies drop is always the highlight of my day.
William Cumpose
Bros, I was so confused. I usually never work on tuesdays but here I am! Glad for something new to listen toooo!
Ashley Nicollette
Hah! NEVER - this was all part of our master plan. (It's been fixed now. 😅)
Garrett Dunning
YO! Super excited
Ashley Nicollette
Just a lil treat for you early birds! 😉 (It's been fixed now. 🤐)
Wihkipedia
MY SAVIORS HAVE ARRIVED AGAIN
Christopher Pete
What do you do for work and are they hiring?
Noah Fields
Methinks they forgot to change the title
Jonathan Deans
Is it meant to have the same name as last episode?
Collin Mason
also I'm at work too, I hope you're proud
Collin Mason
I just want Matt to know that I'm listening while playing Avowed, which is amazing
Collin Mason
let's gooooo
Ian Park
Same. I just checked cause I needed something to listen to.
Max Lavallee
Yes 🙌. Boring work day just turned around.