[No Ads] S3 Ep. 20 - Them’s the Brakes
🕑 Added 2025-03-11 16:00:16 +0000 UTC
The ‘Screams set out from the Library in search of fearsome enemies, dear old friends, and a brand spankin’ new ride…
This episode contains Violence, Profanity, and Sexual Content.
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Comments
Thaddeus Stoenner
Ugh, I know the chaos and impulsivity is part of their whole thing but sometimes it drives me kind of crazy when they don’t think things through or stop and plan together before they throw themselves into battle. Anyway this episode was really hard to listen to.
Sumaya Bedreddine
the entire alphabet cipher tangent had me crying laughing but specifically Anthony asking “so were you writing codes to yourself??” and Matt responding “yeah it’s called playing without friends” was gold. also it makes everything about Lincoln in s2 make so much more sense.
Braxton Hahn
I love all of the players but can Freddie only play bad people lmao
Ryan Cerrone
i love the episode art and the artist's work but why does kelsey look late 60s when she's only 50 😭
Marissa Y
I completely understand Matt's alphabet code tangent, tbh. The scene in A Christmas Story where Ralphie uses the decoder pen from Little Orphan Annie was a formative influence for me, for some reason, lol
Brian O'Neill
As a 50 year old I feel so called out 😁
Andrew Worthington
I'm 31 and still have to rehearse the alphabet when I need to know if T is before or after R. Matt has some powers mear mortals like us can't understand
Jem
I agree with Matt. Of course I know J=10 because my name starts with J. That's was such a funny conversation, I love their tangents 😂
Brandon Curtis
I’m disappointed in Freddy being a musician and not knowing near-instantly that “F” is 6th in the alphabet 😂 Especially after trying to correct Matt that “E#” is just “F” in season 1.
Brian Figueroa
I laughed a lot harder than I should have at "it's called playing without friends!" lmao
FriendlyNeighborhoodMichaelGuy
I’ve never once counted how many letters into the alphabet the first letter of my name is 😭😂
David Resoluth
”The skull is the original helmet” 😅😂
Tucker Anderson
So Beth for sure fudged that roll for Marbles right? Lol
Saisuvt
holy fuck this might be the funniest episode yet
Rebecca S ✌🏻
The map is awesome!! Good job will
Cairo LeBlanc
I hate to be the one to say it but pterodactyl bones are hollow so I’m not sure how good of a helmet that would be…
steak
This episode is just showing how neurodivergent yall are
Kaiberly Cournoyer-Rowland
Matt after the sanity check: “Mmm.” “Oh.” “Oooooh.” “Mmhmm.” “Hm.”
BeardedWombat
I swear if Blake does I'm done. He's mu favorite character!!! 1.Blake 2. Francis 3. Keels3y 4. Motan Jesus 5.. Tony 5. Marbles cause he's isn't a dog Then Trudy .....
Lea
not me checking my calendar to see if im free for anthonys standup forgetting i am a literal ocean away smh
Hidew
My name starts with M and I too memorized that it's the 13th letter
Creekie05
I ment that Blake should be the guy that sold fransis’ parents the kar98
Spencer
“If you can bowl half as well as you can survive” - damn, lol
Liz
Such a great ep, but I feel so bad for Freddie! Blake has quickly become my favorite of the bunch. It’s also such a bummer that it wasn’t the result of his risky choice, but another player’s. That said, this is a podcast not a home game. I appreciate you all committing to the dramatic and interesting choice vs walking it back to a cautious move/retconning consequences. If Blake does die, can Freddie’s next character be the butler?
Sara Walker
...I did codes as a kid. I didn't realize this was weird.
Chris
What a great cliffhanger. Great DMing and absolute wild ron energy. As someone who thinks Cthulu gameplay should have more character deaths, I endorse! Lol
Chris
That's a great idea
Chris
Pretty sure that damage straight up killed him. Typically NPCs don't go into death save, but maybe will for the sake of the story
Chris
He should, but he hasn't actually seen his father yet.
UncleTwitch
Shmoo in the intro killed me. My innocent mother calls all her children and grandchildren Shmoo, not knowing it’s a real idea and not just some syllables she mashed together and stuck with😭😂😂
Sierra
The movie was SO GOOD YOU GUYS!!! We loved it. Mixing high-tier comedy with devastating depictions of grief is so hard but y'all pulled it off. It was amazing
Jarsh Yarp
Lol I respectfully disagree. Have a good one!
ChamorroJesus671
She absolutely did.
Tiny
Yeet never got a comback in Season 2.
Michael Purscell
Beth is funny but has actively sabotaged the gameplay since season 1
Michael Purscell
I too give zero fucks about a cat they got like two episodes ago, call by the wrong name, and is quite obviously evil now. It’s like at this point they’re just jealous of Freddy’s characters
Michael Purscell
Beth forgot she’s playing Call of Cthulu and not D&D
Peter Rice
Beth's knights tale reference 🙌
Invader Jimm
Anthony, you are the man. Just diving straight into a whole hour of comedy is insane. Fuckin kick it's ass my dude!
Nicole DeCrescenzo
Matt is right, and I forgive him. - love your 50 yo fan
Lukeoftheirish
(Nothing to do with S3) did Yeet Bigly get saved? I don’t think that ever got resolved in S2, and if it did can i quickly be told yes or no?
Holland Engele
Crazy taxi yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah reference was so friggin funny
Creekie05
Is it me or should Blake lively should recognize francises parents.
William O'Reilly
How do you submit questions for the peach pit?
Ryley Henry
I have an original K98k that they reference in the show and it's an absolutely beautiful piece of equipment. It has a hell of a kick which is odd considering Frances is shooting it but I'm here for the good times, not the logical ones 😂
Jarsh Yarp
Absolutely loved this episode! #BethDidNothingWrong
ChamorroJesus671
F marbles to be honest. Why the hell do we care more for a cat? Our boy Blake is gonna die you idiots!
ChamorroJesus671
Beth sucks.
Jared Hadley
I think the only way I can accurately describe the climax of this episode is some real season 1 energy. I really felt Ron coming through Trudy there! Beautiful 🤩
the slunch
really gonna need The Schmoo to show up at some point, especially as an NPC if Will is really as hardcore as they say
Erick
#BethMayApologist
Mel Mel
Wait so is that a weird thing?? Cos yeah I know M is the 13th letter off the dome as well 😭🤣
Ryley Henry
I follow A LOT of standup comedians and it's universally shared that they all say you can't just jump into standup and be successful without working your set for years. All that said, I truly hope Anthony does well, I'm just saying that standup comedy is NOT easy even in the slightest. Anthony fans, go out and support him!
Roberto with a Concerto
in 3rd grade, our class did dollar words, where if you found a word where each of the letter's individual place in the alphabet added up to 100 you would get a prize. Some examples are words like 'buzzy' or 'crusts'. I still know the alphabet numbers today lol. Full respect for Matt
Aaron Sterne
It’s funny because it’s kind of a five footer but also fantastic
Aaron Sterne
#BethDidNothingWrong
Brandon Hudson
You could’ve typed all of your 3 comments under 1 comment. Or at least did 1 about your lesbian experience with a gun
Lady Loon
Food for thought, maybe consider the possibility of getting Brunhilda a girlfriend as well. That's just the inner lesbian in me, but also let my bad bitch have a good time.
Lady Loon
Also this one is for Anthony. I love season 1, 2, and 3. They all have wonderful experiences throughout the stories and were interesting the entire way through. You all are wonderful creators with fantastic ideas that I love listening too. To the Dungeon and Daddies team, every single one of you create magnificent art that culminates into this podcast, which is in essence a collaborative masterpiece every time I listen to any of the stories. I can't wait yo see what you all cook up next.
Lady Loon
I love Brunhilda, she is my new favorite character of all time on this podcast. I hope she stays as a reoccurring character and is able to be an evil woman with hobbies of murdering in cold blood. Good for her, hope she gets more developed as the story goes. Thanks for coming up with her Will Campos, keep up the good work team.
Daisy Terry
Beth thinking fight song was by Katy Perry killed me a little bit 😭
Ben Gold
Odd to see back to back Al Capp references, Shmoo and Sadie Hawkins, not a good guy but interesting creations
Martin Flores
Kelsey is my fav character now !!!!
Martin Flores
YES GET THE CAT
Martin Flores
If marbels dosent come back in be mad u mean to tell me half future marbels didint spend a lifetime with Blake won’t stay/comeback or at the very least come back to smack u a couple time
Harlan elam
yeah even with A=0 its just gibberish I think they just got us to overthink the meaning of it 😂
Jake of Our Quest
I love how I live in Bedford where the car was produced, but I have yet to see one here 😅
David Beagle
with a1z26 you get dbaihfdbaihf. tried doing it backwards (a =26, z=1) and you get wyzrsuwyzru. tried running those through different caesar shifts and it still seems like gibberish
Sean Willard
This had that season 1 energy…with season 3 consequences.
Matt Bond
I’m going to write “I solemnly swear that I’m up to no good” and hope someone gets it …
Chris Nickels
Please for the love of all things daddies have the standup be an MBIC
Scarlett✨
This episode was chaotic af and I loved it so so much
Tinyhumanbrain76
This insane last 20 mins lmao
Tinyhumanbrain76
LMAO BETH
Alexander Eby
Lost my f* mind at the Tony Reel to Reel. This is art.
Calvin Van Burg
Blake lively is hilarious … thanks for listening to my Ted talk
Luke Schultz
I'm just really happy this podcast exists
Garrett Dunning
Holy crap I am shook…A-L
Haley
I definitely took it as one of those sword shops in the mall like Taylor swift would have loved lmao
smolshleigh
Y’all should also know about schmoo torte! Nutty, sugary cake with whipped cream made famous in Winnipeg, Manitoba
Sam S.
I was LITERALLY, early on in this episode, thinking “wow, I really like Blake. I’m kind of glad Tony died so Freddy could give us a not-jerk character” Theeeeeeen the rest of the episode 😂
Noodyl
Can't believe you'd subtweet coeliacs and our crumbly bread like this. Haven't we suffered enough?
Alex Annje
Any chance of a Northeast Ohio theater showing? 😭
Mr. N. Hacksaw
And politely pointing out that Jorgensen isn't a German name at all.
Mr. N. Hacksaw
Wouldn't necessarily say that, but I'm convinced that CoC is a better system for them than DnD.
Xan
presale for anthony’s show on the 26th is already sold out 😭😭😭
Zachary Maclean
A super great episode! What a banger!
Paul Litch
“I’m weaponed out like a teenager leaving the mall!” I need that unpacked. lol
Harlan elam
If you use A=1 you get DBAIHF which at first I thought it was Anthony,Beth,Freddy but then DHI left so I thought Daryl and Henry and then I for "I guess everyone else" But I think it was just random numbers to make us feel like there was something to decode. Unless they did the whole certain numbers are actually different letters. 😂
Crash Panda
Goddamn. Anthony doing an hour of stand up as his first gig is inspiring. I wish I had the balls that Anthony has when it comes to doing things in life.
Smo
WILL!!! WILL!! That’s such a good episode- great job dude
Lav
I tried decoding it by like putter the numbers to letters on the alphabet and got nothing, I think it’s just Freddy saying whatever sounds good but if it’s Matt or Will’s intro idea I think there might be something there
Harrison Lee
Can we get anthoneys standup on the patreon please
Harrison Lee
4:35 "how big is the rock" "🖕its about this big matt" is how i imagined that conversation
Nathaniel Gibson
hopefully we can buy/rent it on one of the streaming platforms once it’s finished airing in cinemas. maybe even how you can buy/rent on youtube
Jared Hadley
I was literally doing the alphabet count thing in my head and then will says he was doing the same thing instantly validated. I'm not alone in my struggles with numbers and letters!
Charles penney
Because of my strange brain I immediately thought it should be bodmas because of the era
Declan Clowry
Did anyone else notice that Freddie didn’t fumble the roll to stay in the car? His strength was 75 and the 96 threshold for a fumble is only if your skill is at less than 50
C Buff
I imagine the doll maker at like a deathclaw
Albertine Bosveld
So funny mat talking about Tony probably dying in the fire. In episode 10 they all hear how brother tony is brougt before the mother. They don't hear him die, but the know he didn't die at the fire (rofl)
ArcticGoblin
They have to record Anthony's 1hr of stand up as an MBIC, right
Cain Morgan
Has anyone tried decoding the code in the beginning? Or am I hyper fixated on something that doesn’t mean anything
Ian Hamilton
Easily the best ep we’ve had in a while. You guys are so sweet with each other!
Fausto Felix
I think that Matt forgot he can ask tsusel for a reroll
Órla
WHY WAS A HUMAN MISSILE THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF BETH??? AND WHY DID YOU RUN WITH IT SO CONFIDENTLY??? QUEEN??
Arkole Blake
If it makes you feel better, I’m in the US and it’s not showing within 100 miles.
GhostBrod
IM WITH MATT YALL NEVER DUD CODES AS A KID
James Errington
I'm in England and would love to see Anthony's stand up. Does anyone know if it's being recorded and how do I see it?
Nathaniel Gibson
I WANT TO WATCH THIS MOVIE SO BAD BUT IM IN AUSTRALIA
Leif Mewes
flenschow
Matt is right though. Why do they not know where their letters are in the alphabeth?
Kayla North
I know right usually his characters are my least favorite
Oliver Fulayter
The intro has me rolling. Honestly, all of you were on FIRE this episode. Absolutely banger jokes and actions. Thank y'all for the fun listening <3
FusRohNahSon
hey beth you alright? that wallet haunted blood bit was kinda...im just worried is all /j
Harlan elam
Freddies Tony recording had me crying with laughter
Sunny K
God, have I been where Beth was player-wise this episode. I gotta say, every episode where a Bison identity reveal happens makes me VERY happy :)
Christian Young
Beth’s nerd voice talking about “PEMDAS” needs her own character 😂😂
J.S.
Turns out Blake only has a 20 in Firearms, so it makes sense that he would only fire once, but normally with the close range bonus you’d want to shoot twice and have the bonus and penalty die cancel out.
Joe Updyke-Allen
"I'm not gonna half-ass it by doing it correctly" is a Vibe.
Jeek
Holy shit. This was so funny.
Cody
I appreciated the recap. Thanks Will!
Thomas Witholt | Hermit's Mirror
I’m with Matt on the code letters
Robert Meyers
When you surpass 50 fumbles only count on a 100 so please stop trying to kill characters
Marie-Claire Bovet
Omg.. but. Did Francis’ parents buy the gun off Blake still?
Bryn
9 mins in: Me a therapist thinking "huh that sounds like black and white thinking" 🤯😂
Samglax the Destroyer of Worlds
Please tell me someone is gonna film Anthony's set. I will pay all the money to see that.
Jonathan Perez
This might be my new favorite episode
Noah Fields
Me too dawg! I just like the whole dynamic better. Will is better as a DM, and Anthony is better as a player.
Timothy Henderson Jr.
Everything Matt said during the letter counting made me feel more seen than I have in a minute
Khylam
I’m so glad that will also caught how quickly Matt got 12 from L
jen Rogue
I need animated marbles from this episode. Also can there be pterodactyl skull with marbles popping out as a sticker or a plushy.
jen Rogue
I need animated marbles of this episode
B. J. Boyd
Bebe and Milton sitting in a tree….
Thomas Jones
What a twist!
Morgan Dixon
6,15,18,5,22,5,18 - 1,12,15,14,5
Thomas Jones
Freddie’s characters this season are my favorite
Daniel Bryn
Ed's dead baby.
Ashley Nicollette
Here it is! https://www.patreon.com/posts/124116051?pr=true
Ashley Nicollette
Here it is! https://www.patreon.com/posts/124116051?pr=true
Whalebomb
I don’t want this season to end, I love these characters
Thomas Jones
I don’t see it
Virgil McClurken
And thanks for the over 50 apology
Lav
There’s nothing funnier than when Blake gets just angry and confused at the same time
Noelle Bartley
Next time “goo tube” is mentioned, can Patreons be called GooTube Premium subscribers haha
Tom Pence
I love how Matt hit us with his insane letter to number knowledge and then follows it with cro-magnon dialogue
Nick Altmann
We ain't watching the movie 'cause we're from Germany. 🗣️🗣️
Claire Wilson
I am absolutely howling at Matt this week. This guy is hilarious, but especially when he thinks he's saying something perfectly reasonable :D
Nick Altmann
Linked in the Description
Matty Major
Definitely needed this today. Work has been suckling on my soul especially hard lately....
Richard Trauma
Tony Colette recording is the best NPC
Adriaan Reynolds
Where is the map?
Shelby Dahlen
Laughed so loudly at Anthony revealing the timing for his stand-up was 22 minutes that two separate coworkers asked what I was listening to
Jamie Burke
SHIT YEAH WILL LIVING FOR THE SPOOKY SHIT
Ashley Nicollette
👀 Stay tuned! We'll post it later today.
Bhrnt
Where the map
Joe Smokonich
I feel awkward about my last name now...
Gurpgork Baksheesh
Yeah but best Tuesdays are Kingdom Dad Monster Tuesdays
Virgil McClurken
Good news for a change
Travis
Got period talk on the Pit last week and now schmo talk! Checking all the boxes
Tom Pence
There it is
Collin Mason
LETS GOOOOOOO
Kim
Wuhuuu
James Pratt
YAY FINALLY ITS THE GOOD TUESDAY
Chelsea Lynn
My brain just broke because the title is one of the new episodes of Yellowjackets and I couldn’t figure out what podcast I was about to listen to