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267: Pepto Bismark

🕑 Added 2025-08-08 12:00:19 +0000 UTC

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Soiled Sand

Killing Dimes

Soiled Sand

Ohhh whoooa yeeaaiiaaa

Logan Stewart

The 45 seconds of dead air at the end of the show was the best part.

Greg Turismo

Episode or segment idea. Power hour? Nah. Sour hour. Everyone has to be mean. For an hour. And not mean to Geoff, but mean to someone else. Like China. Or something.

Greg Turismo

Interesting way to describe the broken Instagram link image

Kevin Stefanowicz

50:00 the production value is craaaaazy lmao

Perry Giambuzzi

Sublime is an F tier band

Perry Giambuzzi

STOP. If y’all are gonna talk about music,,, BRAD HILD needs to be there

ogrefucker on soundcloud

i kinda remember last weeks episode as really good. everyone was taking risks creatively and trying to find the new space of a patreon show. i also completely agree with this episodes recounting that it was an unmitigated disaster

Henry Kruse

As a Canadian, the Canada shirt is awesome. I would worry that it implies racism, but nevertheless.

casper2022!

You’re a squirrel of a man

Brandon Wilcox

There was a comment on YouTube that said Geoff "dresses like someone who wants people to think he dresses well" and it's stayed with me since the moment I read it. Absolutely nailed it.

Frans

Grace singing Hanna Montana theme 🦆🦆🦆🦆

Kevin T Morgan

Genuinely, that Canada shirt is hilarious.

Thomas Hillman

The way Geoff pronounced "Mezze" was fascinating

Josh B

This ep was 🔥 😂😂

Carter Shelter

Songwriters (are supposed to) get royalties when their songs are performed in public, so with cover bands there is, in theory, some profit going to the original artist

smeg

Audio listener erasure over here!!

smeg

Another tough one for the audio listeners. Good work guys ✊

smeg

Will is the bad boy and Geoff is the worst boy

smeg

Release the unedited cut of 266: Ham you cowards

iSaiah Scott

It kind of sucks this is not on youtube anymore. Here it is Sunday and I literally forgot I'm a member of this patreon...BUT! During the week I do look forward to Friday to watch the latest here, but things get in the way, and I'm always on youtube, and yada yada yada...

Claire

I’m no fair weather fan but last week was downright unlistenable

Arthur’s fist

“Ominous Slit” an incredible band name

Chris T

"I just like good clothes.." You should try wearing some to show off your appreciation for them then, Geoff.

Brian Kluger

You are correct but also, if we have to point out every time Geoff is wrong, we will be here all day

mrcool520

The post-credits scene was worth the $99.99 or whatever (I'm financially irresponsible)

ben

Talking about parody law... why not parity law

ben

Unfortunately driven to point out that "non-denominational" =/= "doesnt care about religion." They call themselves that because they purposely are trying to distance themselves from other branches of Christianity. It doesnt matter but it is important to point out when Geoff is wrong.

Wardy

This is why i cant get into baseball fandoms. Ive been a huge fan of baseball since childhood but the empty trash talk over a game aka something we teach babies… is just so unpalatable. I dont understand how trash talk enhances the experience of enjoying anything nevermind baseball.

Brian Kluger

Geoff being a Mets fan is appropriate because they are a garbage fraudulent franchise and he is a garbage fraudulent podcast host and man. Glad to see the show has sunk back to new lows, the first couple Patreon episodes were actually decent, but this was straight trash

bethany

wait also kind of insane no mention of Mullins in the trade I’m biased as an Os fan and Ceddy truther but yall are getting the best base stealer in modern era and not even a mention….. WRONG

bethany

ANOTHER HUGE L FOR AUDIO LISTENERS!

Rodner's Rice

My New Moist is Pepto

Radjnish's Royce

Imagine you go to a restaurant and the chef goes "Oh yeah, every sixth steak we serve for sure has E. Coli. Don't forget to rate us 5 stars on Yelp lol"

I won’t stop renaming

Geoff isn’t a veteran of hate, he’s active duty

Alex is Learning

He’s come a very long way from eating orioles

BurntWice

Will really shines through in the in person episodes, love that for him

USA RICE

Check out Brad Renfro's DICKS

BurntWice

Meta comment - this was a very funny episode

Bradley Miller

"what made you the authority figure on shirts" geoff says while asking for approval of his shirts

Davinia Lane

Me too.

Shiren

New Moist is probably my favorite variation on that segment so far, and it ends so perfectly.

big zam

China left on red and absolutely ZERO, Anya or otherwise, to be found. This ep is a farce and I am a shame. Sprezzatura y’all

White Noise (Corey P)

Did you just have a stroke?

Jake

Amir screaming WHAT A WONDERFUL PHRASE after Vagina Dentata really got me

Dan Vera

Grace Harper is goddamn bae. She’s the dommy zommy that’s so nice they call it RICE

Noah King

Is there anyone actually only listening not watching?

White Noise (Corey P)

This is a podcast

hamsandwiches

Brown Joyden more like Brown Spuyten Duyvil

Owen Bisher

Resident baseball fan here. The Mets gave up *a lot* to get Rodgers. Not the best trade they made. Also Joe Ryan didn’t get traded so Geoff’s best friend is stuck in Minneapolis

hamsandwiches

Mine is Reese Witherspoon because its time for a Legally BOND

hamsandwiches

Drop your Bond of the Week below:

hamsandwiches

Who wants to form a rice paddy covered in sand with me

survan donaldson

Lol Grace is so fucking funny

Troy Kearney

Will is the bad boy of headgum and Geoff is just the worst.

Sparpie

the poster is crooked

Trevor Fraley

should change the name of the podcast to "killing time"

CU

It was actually big news around these parts

Skalbylausus… Jim

My last shirt just went TRY-RAL

Davinia Lane

Once again, Amir's energy and comedic timing was everything and I know I'm cross pollinating here, but the golden mic even just for his New Moist segment responses I think. I know some people have complained that the quality of the podcast is not there, there, but I honestly think it's getting better. Keep up the good "work" I guess.

claire

will knowing about the trucker convoy is crazy

Ben Eklund

She’s the girl all the bad guys BOND

Zorn

If all those shirts don’t end up on some kind of market, black or otherwise for purchase by my ass I’m going to become a veteran of hate

Grace Matassa

New moist was really good today.

McDon’t

What is it about Will that’s just…perfect?

Lee

Segment pitch: Dating in LA as a high value catholic woman

Dev Someshwar

Pepto van Bismarck would go absolutely tryral

Neila

I feel marikas spirit in this episode?

Alex is Learning

I think the first ~3 patreon episodes were *really* good, and then there's been a dip, but I feel it's pretty normal for this show to have off weeks Geoff did promise an audit and "2 or 3 bigger things", it has been surprisingly normal so far, but I've kinda liked that, not reinventing the format or anything

Zorn

Ominoussy might be the best word of the week… ever?

claire

who wants to form a rice parody cover band with me

Curty Bear 🧸

Didn’t listen, but does anyone else think quality has been in free fall since the move to Patreon? Like, it was always rough going, but the wheels seem to have entirely come off. LMS if you refuse to accept anything less than the absolute best.