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5050 Ep 1 Script
🕑 Added 2022-01-11 16:22:19 +0000 UTCHey yall I thought I might as well share some of what I've been writing for the comic here since I don't have much new art to post ;-; Sorry about that. Here's the first episode of 5050 I'm planning!
[Dylan peeks her head into the breakroom]
Dylan: Sooooo-
Zhen: Is this important or is it about that blue haired chick?
Dylan: She is important! You guys were like super hitting it off the other day-
Zhen: Do you want me to tell Mr. B that you're bothering the Manager on her break?
Dylan: Ugh, fine! But it's been so boring today!
Zhen: Welcome to 5050.
[Cut to Dylan mopping a stain on the floor of the store.]
Dylan: This stain has been on this floor since I started working here!
Jackie: Um, excuse me.
[Dylan looks up and sees Jackie, the girl she's trying to set up with Zhen.]
Jackie: Sorry to bother you, but I noticed you guys were out of green onions. Do you think there are any in the back?
["Holy shit it's her!" Dylan thinks. She salutes]
Dylan: Let me go check right now!
Jackie: Sorry again for interrupting you, I just couldn't find anyone else nearby.
Dylan: It's fine! No worries.
[Dylan throws the mop she was using on the ground. Cut to her bursting through the door of the breakroom.]
Dylan: Zhen! There's a customer asking if we have any more green onions in the back!
Zhen: So? You know where they are.
Dylan: Yeah but... um... They were asking for cooking advice! Like different recipes and stuff.
Zhen [unamused]: A customer came in looking for green onions and doesn't even know what they want to cook with them?
Dylan: I- yes. And since I have no knowledge of cooking myself, I figured you could help them! They seem really lost.
Zhen: Dylan, that makes no sense.
Dylan: They're waiting in aisle 4! Now if you excuse me, I have to find some better cleaning supplies for that stain.
Zhen: The one in aisle 3? That things been there since the place opened.
Dylan: Do you think I'd get a raise if I'm the one to finally get rid of it?
Zhen: I highly doubt it.
[Cut to Zhen walking out with a bunch of green onions in a box. As soon as she sees Jackie she sighs, realizing Dylan just set her up.]
Jackie: Oh thank you so much! I felt so bad bothering that other girl since she was busy cleaning.
Zhen: I promise you, she doesn't mind.
Jackie: Ha, well that's good. Thanks again, Zhen right?
Zhen: Yeah. No problem.
[Jackie smiles and walks away. Zhen turns to see Dylan behind her with her hands on her hips]
Dylan: What was that!
Zhen: A customer.
Dylan: You didn't even ask her for her name?
Zhen: No.
Dylan: Why not? That was like a perfect opportunity!
Zhen: Because I don't care.
Dylan: But you should-
Zhen: Did my mom put you up to this? Is that why you keep trying to set me up with people?
Dylan: Aunt Kim? No! I mean she may have mentioned that you've been feeling lonely recently, but I'm worried about you too! You just seem... unhappy.
Zhen: Gee I wonder why? [sarcasm]
Dylan: Don't worry, Zhen. Your favorite cousin is on the case. I promise I'll help you find someone or something to make you feel better.
[She looks at Zhen sincerely.]
Dylan: I do care about you yknow.
[Zhen sighs]
Zhen: I know.
Dylan: Good. Now help me with this stain, I'm determined to clean it off by the end of the day.
Zhen: It'll never happen.
Dylan: I will be victorious!
