casualobsessive
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Splode!
🕑 Added 2023-02-12 03:58:01 +0000 UTCA drink for thrill-seeking adrenaline junkies that was meant to obliterate your thirst. The pressurization made the soda come shooting out like a firehose, allowing the drinker to hydrate at mach speed and waste no time getting back in the game. You were, however, not supposed to hold the drink directly against your mouth...
Recalled because 1 in 3 cans were too carbonated and failed to properly hydrate the drinker.
For those of you who don't know:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KAkAfCvUvM
Been wanting to do something with "Splode!" for years. This ad is actually the idea behind this whole 'bad product' thing I'm doing. I just love it so much.
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Speedy
I love the shaaaaaapes you do
