Cosmic Brutality
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The Goddesses with Mouth-piece Frieza Steal Batman's Press Conference
🕑 Added 2021-08-08 02:06:31 +0000 UTCCYOA Chapter 2:
Previously: Aeridite Kills Superman and Flash
Decision Made: Against Daina's wishes, Bruce makes a public statement against Aeredite.
Note: If something needs an explaining ask below, otherwise this story is gonna get out of hand.
Frieza: “I give thanks to the fully grown Sub-Saiyan Primate in a costume for this bountiful stage. I tried to give word through Your Video tube but the Algorithm Council seems to conspire against me. I will find and kill them later. Anyhow, I’m rambling and I’d like to get to the point. My goddesses are ever so busy.” Lord Frieza Cleared his throat. “Your Lightning Man and your S Man are dead, and if my trusty scouter is to be believed, the S man was your most powerful Primate?” He shot a glance at Bruce, who looked only to be slightly puzzled at the tiny aliens’ arrival. “Is that correct, Bat-monkey?”
Bruce didn’t answer but Frieza grinned regardless. “I bet he was, and Lady Aeradite crushed him, broke him in half I believe-”
“Get to the point, Frieza-”
“That’s Lord Frieza to you Peasant! Though I will give you credit for at least knowing who I am.”
“I know a lot of things.”
Frieza Shrugged. “Perhaps. I do happen to be quite a popular figure around the cosmos-”
“Frieza.” Aeradite interrupted him.
“Yes, my Lady.”
“Get to your fucking point.” She said.
“My apologies,”
Frieza lowered his head and Bruce chuckled. “The great Lord Frieza, who would have-”
“Shut up! I’ll incinerate your heart and feed on your dilapidated sidekick-”
“Frieza!” Aeradite had less patience this time.
“Yes, Of course.” Frieza Smiled. “In ten days this planet will be removed from existence so I present to the strongest among you, and the most capable, Bat, an Altermatum. Two in fact. Do you wish to hear?”
More silence from Bruce.
“I’ll tell regardless. Lady Aeradite needs to replenish her man slaves; the current ones keep dying for some reason. And her sister, my creator, Hypothermia, needs capable conquerors for her Multiversal Galactic Federation. We expect applications by prayer and/or summon only, and you can find instructions at www.Doitordie.com. If you don’t apply, you will die, and if you don’t qualify, you will also die. Aeradite does not accept ugly slaves. Adue to you all.”
Comments
Cosmic Brutality
One scene to set up and then we'll do a vote for what happens next
Turenmos
Very cool story! So, how is it now going to continue?
