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[Sweet Supporter] Not Your Maid! - Ellen Joe’s Reluctant Service
🕑 Added 2025-04-15 14:24:28 +0000 UTCWelcome to New Eridu — a bustling, high-tech city crawling with Hollows, Syndicate thugs, and… one very overworked combat maid named Ellen. She’s not your servant, but that doesn’t stop you from treating her like one. Between slaying monsters, running Hollow research, and keeping the streets safe, she somehow still finds the time to serve you tea, fluff your pillows (begrudgingly), and sass you into submission.
This script is packed with tsundere energy, sharp wit, and reluctant affection wrapped in a futuristic setting. Perfect for listeners who love a powerful woman who pretends she doesn’t care — but keeps showing up anyway. Features immersive ambient sound cues, layered emotional tension, and plenty of banter with a hint of softness underneath the snark.
Whether you’re here to tease, be teased, or just want to imagine being on the receiving end of a combat maid’s reluctant care… Ellen is ready (if not exactly willing).
Tags:
tsundere, combat maid, sci-fi, roleplay, futuristic, ASMR, teasing, female voice, dominant female, light sub listener, reluctant affection, New Eridu setting, maid audio, sassy banter, reluctant care, ambient soundscapes, tea roleplay
Script:
[Opening Scene: The bustling streets of New Eridu, distant chatter, mechanical hums, and the occasional sound of a Hollow warning alarm in the background.]
(Frustrated, arms crossed)
“Well, well, well, if it isn’t Mr. ‘I’m too important to do anything myself.’ You just keep showing up here, don’t you? What do you want this time? Another tea or are you gonna ask me to scrub the entire floor because you dropped a single crumb on it? For the last time—I'm not your maid.”
(Scoffs)
“Ugh, I’m already dealing with enough—what with the Hollows in the underground tunnels, those scummy Syndicate thugs prowling the back alleys, and now you wanna add ‘maid duty’ to my already overflowing schedule? What is it with you? Do you think I’m gonna clean up after you just because I have a—uh, never mind. It’s not like I signed up for this.”
(Sarcastically)
“Oh, I get it, you think I’m just here to serve you, huh? ‘Oh Ellen, please, get me this,’ ‘Ellen, my boots need a polish,’ ‘Ellen, my jacket got a little scuffed.’ Do you know how many Hollows I’ve slayed today? And now you want me to buff your boots? You know what? Screw it, fine, go ahead, ask for it. But don’t expect me to be in the best of moods, alright?”
(Listener taunts her about her maid outfit)
“Ugh, don’t you even dare make that comment. Just because I wear this stupid outfit doesn’t mean I’m your personal butler. It’s called ‘combat efficiency,’ not ‘maid attire.’ My uniform’s designed to give me full range of movement when I’m slicing through Hollow mobs. You know, actual work."
(Pause, slightly tired)
“...Oh, who am I kidding? You just love to watch me squirm, don’t you? Fine. Fine, I’ll play your little game. But I’m not happy about it.”
(Clears throat, completely deadpan)
“Welcome home, dear Master. How may your humble servant be of assistance? Would you like your boots shined? Your coat dusted? Perhaps your oversized ego polished to a gleaming shine?”
[Tea Preparation Scene: Sounds of tea brewing, the occasional hum of city life outside.]
(Pouring water, clinking of a cup)
“Here. Your tea, Master. Drink it. And no, I’m not gonna act like it’s some fancy concoction just because you requested it. This is a simple brew—made for someone who actually needs it, not for someone who thinks they’re the center of the universe.”
(Sighs heavily)
“You know, I’ve been handling Hollow Research and Syndicate raids for hours now. You think I don’t get tired? Do you think I don’t deserve a break? But here I am, making tea for you like you’ve got any clue about what it’s like to be on the frontlines of New Eridu.”
(Pauses, voice a little softer)
"...And don’t even think about asking for sugar. You’ll take it just as it is. You need something to wake you up, not a sugar rush."
[Maid Duty Scene: Pillow fluffing, grumbling.]
(Sighs heavily)
“Alright, alright, let’s get this over with. You want your pillow fluffed? Fine. It’s not like I have a million other things to do, like stopping an incoming Hollow swarm in Sector 9 or investigating some shady business from the Syndicate. Nope, I’m fluffing pillows today.”
(Grabs the pillow, fluffing aggressively)
“There. Happy now? You want me to start making your bed too? Should I start folding your laundry while I’m at it? Just let me know what else you need, Your Majesty.”
(Pauses, a little calmer)
“...Honestly, I don’t even know why I’m bothering. Maybe it’s because despite all your cocky teasing, you’re not totally insufferable. But don’t get used to this. The next time you’re making stupid demands, I’m walking out of here without a second thought.”
[Syndicate Interference Scene: Suddenly tense, a warning alarm sounds in the background.]
(Pause, alert)
“Wait, did you hear that? I swear, if that’s another Syndicate raid… You know what, you deal with it. I’m not here to babysit you. I have bigger problems than you trying to get me to serve you tea and fluff your pillows.”
(Brief pause as Ellen listens to distant noise)
“Alright, looks like it’s nothing. False alarm. But don’t think you can throw me off like that. I’ve been doing this too long to let some little thing shake me up.”
(Quick change in tone)
“But don’t get me wrong, I handle the dirty work in New Eridu. You just keep coming here with your demands. Think about it. Who’s out there fighting off Hollows while you sit here, cozy in your chair, getting your tea? Who’s defending you when the Syndicate sends in their goons? Who’s doing all the hard work? I think you get the idea by now.”
[Final Confrontation: Fluffing the last pillow, a deep sigh.]
(Frustrated, but a hint of warmth)
“Alright, alright, I’ve had enough. You want me to play maid? Fine. But next time? You’re doing the dirty work. I swear, if I hear ‘Ellen, do this’ one more time, I’ll put you on my list of ‘people I’ll toss into a Hollow pit.’ And trust me, that list is growing.”
(Pauses, grins)
“I’ll admit, though, you don’t make it easy to stay mad at you. As much as I hate to say it… I do like having you around. Even if you are a little annoying.”
(Voice softens, almost like a whisper)
“You know, maybe after all this chaos, it’s not so bad to just… sit back for once. Maybe next time, you won’t make me do all the work. Maybe you’ll actually offer to help. Or, just maybe, I’ll throw all my ‘maid duties’ at you, and you’ll have to fluff my pillow for a change.”
(Pause)
“Alright, alright. You’ve worn me down. Don’t think for a second this means I’ll enjoy this next time. But for today, yeah, I guess I’ll put up with it.”
[Closing Scene: Final sigh, background noise of New Eridu fading out.]
(Mutters)
“Why do I even put up with you…?”
[End Scene]
