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Year of the cow
🕑 Added 2025-01-29 22:51:58 +0000 UTCI don't quite cut it as a cowgirl lol
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Nadia Novak
Whether or not you cut it as a cowgirl, I think, really depends upon what you mean by, "cowgirl"... do you mean a girl who is a cow? A cow who is a girl? Any woman working or volunteering to work with cattle? Or... anyone riding any (ideally) hairy beast... I myself am dying to try being a cowgirl, or possibly a lrigwoc... If you don't already know, being a LRIGWOC is just like being a cowgirl, but only in reverse, you see. ;-b To be clear, that's where you're mounted up on the animal, straddling him, only you're faced away from... oh, wait. You meant it the other way. Nevermind... (Pls no sending me to horns-y imprisonment... I can't help it... the devil made me do it! I am a victim of temptation! The fruit hung too low! It was an attractive nuisance, (that's a real thing in the law--look it up,) and so on and so forth! Forgive me... I'm just a girl in the world...)
NeoTorchwick
That Joke was Utterly Hilarious. :)
Jared K Gonzalez
You got the heart, and that's what counts
