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DATE START
🕑 Added 2025-02-15 00:40:27 +0000 UTCHELLO. IT BEGINS.
If you are unsure of what this is, check the previous post for an explanation!
Otherwise, have fun! Might have to extend this to tomorrow, I'll wait an hour or two for responses to come in/for people to vote, anyways have fun!
Goddammit there's a typo second page its "I've never really done anything like this before" sorry I'm dumb
Comments
Joelfan32
Hey bud, you want the next date to be at a cat cafe?
Name is No
tell him he looks gorgeous and ask how princess is to start small talk
zourzweet
"beautiful bodacious babe" is crazy
Køolex
Hello hyperlaser!! how have you been? *PUSHES A FLOWER OVER TO HIM* you look very handsome today.
Glimmer
Hello, Hyper!! I'm glad you were able to come out tonight!! You look wonderful - I have a little somethin to add to it :] (immediately hitting this man with the charm of a shiny rock i found on the sidewalk. pushing it towards him)
tubs
Hi, Hyperlaser! It's so good to see you tonight :) You look amazing. How have you been?
ScytheGameing
"Hey, it's good to see you! You look really good too" (smiles)
Silly_lil_kyo
"how is life working for blackrock..? you look handsome by the way<3.."
Kuzya
Hello! I love your outfit, it looks great! And nice to meet you this beautiful evening. Sooo... What would you like to order?
DarkMemories
Hey hyperlaser..so, if there’s anything you’d want to change in your life, what would it be..?
Taiga
ask him what he wants to drink and offer to pay for it
beans
separate from my response but OH MY GOD DO HIS ANTENNAE MOVE!??!?? IT'S REAL!!!
coolputer
hyperlaser, you look dashing! is that cat hair on your jacket?
CARAMEYEDANSEN
Hello, happy Valentines day! It's so good to see you, you look amazing.
Duck🌧️
Hello beautiful bodacious babe! What’s your favorite part about Valentine’s? The cute chocolate boxes, the romantic dates?.
SageZ
tell him he looks great and ask about his hobbies or pets…<3
Addison Melvin
hi! hello! good evening! love the helmet! (big ol smile)
Lord Funga Bunga
hey mamas
Cryl
*subspace tripmine.*
tobi
you look nice hyperlaser!
beans
HI HYPERLASER!!! My suggestion: Greet him kindly and compliment his outfit. You look wonderful!
Manxi
Ask him if he has a life besides doing his job
toranu
TELL HIM HE LOOKS NICE !!!!!!
Jakeifer
Tell him he looks very nice in his suit 🥺
Hams
TELL HIM HE LOOKS HANDSOME IN HIS SUIT 😭😭❤️🙏🙏❤️🙏 HYPERLASERRRR....
