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Bonus #159 - Rage Reviews - A Trampoline Park

🕑 Added 2023-02-07 17:01:00 +0000 UTC

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Username User

King's Kids? As in MLK? I'm assuming it's some sort of after school program, and the reviewer is upset that they are "rap-style" kids?

Adam Buckley

I didn't work at a Trampoline Park, I worked for a company that provided various media services to family entertainment centers (music, music videos, and announcements). So I was in an office and a studio, far away from any children.

AB-80X

Damn! How the hell did you work at a trampoline park when you don't like kids Buckley?

MiezuteCosplay

I recall when i was younger id be listening to music and my step dad would say things like "no thats inappropriate" so id ask why. I didnt know nor did i care but now you gotta explain what p*ssy means to a 6 year old.

Taylor Wood

The radio ads were gold lol

Numptaloid

that's not even remotely what ocd is dude

Michał Michalski

the heart attack bit made me laugh out loud, perfect delivery

Daniel Brulotte

These kind of complains are done by people with OCD (need to complain on everything even if they are 99% satisfy with something). The thing is since theirs complains are too long and the fact that more people don't like to read, theses comments are not even noticed at all.

Momma_Witch

You reading mgr as "midger" killed me 😂

Gary Leigh

Heart attack part was especially hilarious to me.

Adam Buckley

Haha yes, we used to get complaints about that, "the kids sing over the swear words!" I don't know what you want us to do about that... we actually had playlists that would NOT choose a song that had any swearing, even edited out. Or anything with any adult content of any kind (no drinking, smoking references, no sexual references of any kind). That eliminated 95% of major hits, and then they'd complain about that.

Adam Buckley

Oh yeah, that's probable. I did a few water parks too.

Quazillionaire

I heard your voice at a waterpark in Arizona several years ago, and was never 100% sure it was you until now.

Ash Archer

That fake heart attack 😂😂😂

Michelle

I have to routinely deal with music and kids and it's always the adults who get offended at the stupidest things, not even actual swear words. They also think their kids somehow have never heard a swear word in their lives or aren't up on the latest songs. Fun fact: What happens when you play a song to a group of kids with a "bad" word cut out? You get about 30 kids yelling out that word at the top of their lungs.

Josue guzman

I lost it when you showed the clip of that kid getting faced by the dodge ball.

Branden Lange

I'm always momentarily confused when I'm out with some friends at a bowling alley and I hear Buckley's voice.

Mary Hammarlund

Damn, those Kings Kids are at it again!

Chantal

I hope the big kids are a bunch of Adam Sandler types playing dodgeball with the little ones 🤣 at least they aren’t saying if you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball! I played when I was in elementary school where each side had a college age guy and the other adults supervising on the sidelines. Best time as a kid ever, just learn to dodge and your puke monsters will be fine. And maybe just maybe don’t let you 3-5 year olds play? Food for thought as the 15 year old girl does her best to not call all of you a fucking idiot for asking what’s gluten free? People like this would make me not want to take any kids here. Not the staff or Kings Kids 🤣

Emma Anderson

I wasn't sure what I was expecting when I saw 1 star reviews for a trampoline park, but this is hilarious! Do these people understand that when you decide to become a parent, you have to actually BE a parent? Teach your kids about proper use of swear words, what to do in an emergency, and how to handle someone being rude to you.