EARLY ACCESS: Canada: The 51st State?
🕑 Added 2025-01-03 17:00:15 +0000 UTCVIDEO LINK: https://youtu.be/-LWmGBNTzYU
Hey everyone, it's Early Access Day, AND it's the first video of the New Year! And it's very clear that I haven't learned a single thing over the last... well, 15 years really, as I start it off with something political! But, if you find yourself annoyed with political takes right now, don't worry, this is, at its heart, a pretty light-hearted comedy video. Enjoy!
Incoming President Donald Trump has decided to play a little hardball with his biggest trading partners, threatening tariffs on Canada and Mexico if they don't secure their borders. BUT, he's also offered another solution for his Northern Neighbors: just become the 51st State! Buckley looks at the supposed joke (that he keeps repeating, while also telling other countries he wants their land) and has a few of his own, mostly about how Canada would be a TERRIBLE state! America might want our stuff... but do they really want US?!
Comments
Username User
Hearing Trump speak in a normal voice is actually more funny to me for some reason. Like just imagining a normal person talking like that
Justin Hudson
You clearly don't know the value of HBO then 😂 Jokes aside, fair enough!
Adam Buckley
As much as I'd love to be able to just subscribe to HBO Max properly and to have a dollar that's not worthless when trying to buy stuff online, I think I like being able to go to the doctor and not have to pay a bill after.
Justin Hudson
Hey Buckley, you never said specifically if YOU want to be American or not! So? Wanna join our shitshow??
Adam Buckley
Once someone tells him that, I'm sure he'll say he wants to abolish NATO. "Why are we doing this for free?"
nikolodian
Although I disagree with Trumps reasoning, I do agree with Canada and the US uniting into one country. But I feel like it would make more sense to incorporate each territory as its own state, not the entire country as one state. And Canada's leaders should be intertwined with US's leaders to form a 'hybrid' sort of government. Overall, I think countries uniting and removing borders is a great thing.
Alexander Swanson
With the protection point, America already has to protect Canada, due to NATO’s Article 5.
Ash Archer
*trump elected president* CJ: Ah shit, here we go again.
Richard Family
It sounded like a horrible idea before, but you convinced me, let's do it.
Daniel Brulotte
Well, the joke fired back in Infoman end of the year review. They made a spoof promotional video about the USA becoming the 11th province named South Saskatchewan.
Adam Buckley
Yeah I've seen some Canadian articles about that, "Canadians should be furious", why? It's never gonna happen, and if it does, we literally could not do a thing about it, they have a much larger military, and honestly? I'd like to be able to get HBO Max instead of Crave, and not pay $80 a month for Internet too!
Ron
The ONLY thing I want from Canada is to take Drake back and never letting him back in America.
Sean Flynn
I love it when the liberals are saying we should be offended by the joke, the Americans kept making that joke years. So if Trump says it, that's the straw that broke the camel's back? Shit's ridiculous, eh?