EARLY ACCESS: The Ten Worst Songs of 2024
🕑 Added 2024-12-12 17:00:19 +0000 UTCVIDEO LINK: https://youtu.be/YEFe1C88SWw
Hey everyone, it's the moment some of you wait all year for! I've uploaded the video direct to Patreon, but if you want to watch it on YouTube, the link is above. It will of course contain ads, absolutely nothing I can do about that (the labels take 100% of the money), so you can watch it ad-free here on Patreon, you'll just lose some of the YouTube features (being able to cast presumably, chapters, etc.)
And, if you COULD do me a favor? When this officially releases to the public on Saturday, be a pal and go watch it again, or just let it play on mute in a tab or while you're doing something else, which will help the algorithm! Anyway, enjoy 34 minutes of me bashin' music (and kissing your ass)!
Comments
Niko M.
I'm coming back to say this: I don't know why but the Mulvaney song got stuck in my head and my brain has created this weird hybrid of that and Charles Manson's "Give up your game Girl" and it's not going away. I will be institutionalizing myself.
Username User
Now Nicki has to go door to door every time she moves and say, "Yes I did, yes I did! Somebody please tell em who the eff I is!"
Skye
Any plans to cover the best/worst games again this year?
Ewan Scott-Douglas
Its catchy but the lyrics are dumb. Although I wonder if the heaven's gate is a reference to the cult which gives that song even more WTF
Kontrode
The chorus of Camila Cabello's "I Luv it" sounds like a CD skipping.
Alicia Samantha
Please release the full Lollipop as a Patreon exclusive!!! I loved it so much and laughed so hard
MerrittJ!
I was SHOCKED to see Hoizer 😭 it was just supposed to be poetic or metaphorical 😭 And I also really like that tommy richman song but I’m 24 so 😮💨 it’s funny because you’re the second person that reviews music that said this song was horrible and you all are both around the same age. He said it was just wanna be Pharrell and the Neptunes
MerrittJ!
you know what Buckley can you do your top 10 favorite songs or best songs of 2024? 👀 I’d like to know when you thought was good on the charts or in general
Alex Tam
I think I only recognized two songs running on the radio. Made me wondering why I felt sleepy during traffic after work
Josue guzman
Best worst list so far
Hannah Wilson
I haven't laughed that hard for a while. Thank you.
Adam Buckley
Ahhh shit I didn't even see that somehow! Well, too late now I think. It's already on YouTube, this is the one I'm going to make public, and they don't let you edit anything.
MichaelD8393 .
My first real Christmas present for 11 years now. Thank you, Buckley!
Samantha Lind
Buckley, you need to update the release date at the bottom of the number 1 song. It conflicts with what your saying and is the same as the number 2 song.
Fiz Gig
Always love the 10 Worst songs list, where I get to cringe at ghastly music I never heard before! The mumbley guy part made me laugh loud enough to offend my poor dog.
Tomi Tuomisto
Had you put awards up, I wager Jojo Siwa would have been the "australian freestyler of the year" becaue damn even my steel beam of a body has more moves. Also dylans "hold our beer" would require it to drink actual beer... BudLight is water replacement, like all lagers of equivalent caliber.
MidnightNyx95
I am so glad I do not have TikTok and I don't listen to the radio. I've heard some bits of some songs but most I never heard. I was not thrilled about having my complete ignorance of #1 shattered. I could have died happily never hearing those lyrics. Now I have to live miserably knowing they exist. Also, I 100% agree that #5 is just a bad song. I have 0 problems with the artist and actually mostly like her as a person but good lord that song is BAD. And who is really surprised to see the complete downfall of #10. We all already knew she was a garbage person and happily flaunted it. #9. That song is annoying. I have pretty much only heard the chorus of it and it is nails on a chalkboard. I am also very glad that I do not fit most of the "spooky girl" stereotypes despite liking spooky shit. I own a tarot deck (though not related to spooky) and Halloween is my favorite holiday. But it has been since childhood so there's that. #8 is just so much no. That's one of the songs I've heard bits of but I have never paid attention to the lyrics. Countrifying a rap song? Can we not? #7 the first hit he had was bad. Absolutely hate that song. Not surprised the 2nd one, over a decade later, is also bad. #6 I have heard so many people talk about her "rebranding" but I never heard the song. And dear lord it is worse than people made it out to be. Is that even possible? #4... I have no words. #3 oh ladies, what inanimate object are we being compared to today? #2 what is appealing about that song? Those small snippets made my eye twitch. Bonus 1: I fucking hate her music. I have nothing more to say. Bonus 2: Yeah, I'm not surprised she reverted back to her old songs. That's the only time she got attention. Bonus 3: I don't even want to hear more of that song. It sounds like another white feminist trash anthem. Bonus 4: He's a certified idiot for thinking that was in any way a good idea.
bethanybarrett
these songs were played to DEATH on tik tok
Jon Sarich
I first saw the worst songs list of 2010 when it came out and have been watching all the video's that you've released since. I'm 42 and grew up around Cleveland Ohio in the good old USA, but have the same views or outlooks on life that you do and sadly a lot of people don't. Glad to support the habit and think you're one of the best modern day comedians. Thank you for still making me laugh all these years later.
Kevin
No joke, this biggest surprise of this video for me is that there's still people downloading music off iTunes.
alex
Thanks for everything
dennis01
Been watching for 12 years, gets better each time!
Shaka, When the Walls Fell
Nicki: you either die a hero, or live long enough to become the villain. Man... I though I heard some stinkers on the radio over the past year, but my hat's off to you Chapstick Boy for finding these "golden nuggets" under all the sludge.
Max Christmass
Thanks so much Buckley for all your efforts to satiate our collective desire to shit on garbage music. Been watching you since the 2011 worst songs. Here's to another year of baggin' and taggin' and making jokes ya just can't no more! Love ya Buckley, never change!
Jonathan Willis
10: The B.O.B. Award: Most pathetic Diss Track. 9: The Avril Lavigne Award: Most cringy Anti-Cheerleader song. 8: The LiL Nas X Award: Worst Attempt at Blending Rap and Country. 7: The Kylie Minogue Award: Most Unnecessary Comeback after a Decade award. 6: The Ritt Momney Award: Worst Remake of an Underrated Song. 5: The BC Jean Award: Worst Fail at Gender Swapping in a Pop Song. 4: The Asher Roth Award. (Awards can be given again!!!) 3: The Nelly Award: Worst Attempt at blending Rap and Pop (_Lil Nas X gets up on stage and protests…) 2: The Charlie XCX Award: Worst attempt at a cringy Hyperpop crossover. 1: The Mr Hankey Award: _HOWDY HOOOOO!!!_
Chude Uzoka
Also rappers are known to be pretty sensitive, even during its golden age. LL Cool J started a beef with Canibus, because he said that he wanted to borrow the microphone that was tattooed on LL's arm.
Chude Uzoka
I thought that Song 7 was "Crazy" by Gnarls Barkley when I first heard it.
Chris
Heck yea! Congratulations on 15 years and hoping for another 15 if you're still enjoying creating them!
Ash Archer
Congratulations on 15 years of Worst Songs - literally been watching your videos for half of my life, it’s insane. Feels like last year that I was putting on the worst songs of 2011 with my mates in high school when it came out. Now, it’s time for you to record a full version of Lollipop, just like you did with Cummin Buckets.
Chris Lawrence
I feel like this isn’t even even real music anymore. I feel like they’re just making stuff to sound stupid and it’s a contest of how stupid can I sound.
RPGFan
Cotton Eye Joe and Short Dick Man here we go.
Jen Riemenschneider
15 years of pure gold. <3
Jason Hancock
Is it bad that I, the 48-year-old trivia host who prefers 1980s music and classic rock but tries to play newer stuff to please the younger players, have played half of the songs on this list (#3, #4, #7, #8, and #9) at least once during my shows?
Niall Barry
The first time I heard the number 1 song I knew it would top this list 😂 Great video and another great year of content, thanks so much man. Enjoy Christmas and the new year
David Morton
This was my first time hearing hot to go but I’ve seen all the “I hope she plays hot to go” bullshit and thought that the song might be.. good? Boy was I wrong. That definitely deserved its high spot simply for being that much of a cultural moment but also being so fucking bad
Ati
Should have put the heart pat 6 on here
HeyAlexa!
I lowkey hope that Worst Songs of 1995 is foreshadowing an actual video.
Serena
Hysterical, laughed out loud multiple times. Congrats on 15 years!!!!!
Justin Hudson
Huzzah! What a good day!
Justin Hudson
That's what I gathered too
Serena
"Fasho" is "for sure", I think
Candykyras
YES perfect for a snow day from work today. Thanks Buckley! And as always stay angry. ;)
Adam Buckley
Oh, by the way, if people could avoid spoilers in the comments for now, just say like "Song 8" instead of whatever the song is, that would be great. Not a hard and fast rule but just askin'. Thanks!
Niko M.
That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it
Andeez Nuts
Christmas came early! Thanks Doctor Buckley!
David Deboy
Yay!!!!!!!!! It’s like Christmas has come early!!! Holy cow, I’ve never heard a song by the number 1 artist before, but I am crying laughing at this.
Hoofy AF
Congrats on 15 years Buck! Today marks my 36th year of life
Sunny
Let me go get my popcorn