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Bonus #291 - Coca Cola: A Federal Case (of Soda) (Extra Dose)
🕑 Added 2025-08-26 16:00:17 +0000 UTCVIDEO LINK: https://youtu.be/1LTruBBftQ4
Hey everyone, it's Bonus Dose Day! First, a little programming note: this weekend is Labo(u)r Day weekend in the US and Canada, so in honor of that, I'm releasing a video that took a little less labor. It's an update to a Patreon Exclusive I released last year, it's a new 10-minute version of my "Sean Kingston" fraud video, now featuring the outcome of the trial and sentencing (and some funny/absurd moments from both) which happened only a couple weeks ago.
ANYWAY, before we get there, we have this week's bonus video, which is about a topic that's very close to my heart... because it'll probably eventually give me a heart attack. It's Coke...a-Cola! Enjoy!
As part of the "Make America Healthy Again" initiative, RFK and his team have figured out that people aren't going to stop consuming terrible things, so... they're trying to make the terrible things very slightly better! Buckley details his own 18-Cokes-a-Week habit while talking about the plan to get rid of the EEEEVVVVIILLL High-Fructose Corn Syrup from Coca-Cola. Is this what "small government" is all about? Telling companies what their recipes should be? Plus, a few other healthy initiative ideas, courtesy of your favorite fictional Doc!
Comments
Adam Buckley
Yeah, it's the new MSG. MSG was the big boogieman when I was growing up, food would say "No MSG!" like it was saving our lives... MSG is fine for you (in moderation like anything else I'm sure), and also isn't in half the things they claimed it was anyway! It's like when you see meat marketed as "gluten free". OF COURSE IT IS! IT'S A STEAK!
Nicole
I was wondering why the fuck it says on my loaf of cheap bread "no high fructose corn syrup"......like what? π Jesus Christ I hate my government.
Preston Meeker
As a lifelong Iowan who votes blue, I could watch that part over and over. Lol.
J-mann
The soda pop wars are still alive and well I see
Tomi Tuomisto
Meh, Cola and Pepsi have different recepies for their drink up here remote corner of europe anyway due to different food safety requlations. And they do put vitamin D in great many products up here, after all we do not get much, if any, sun during winter even outdoors.
Fiz Gig
And now that I watched this new video... I had a wicked Diet Pepsi habit, like a 12 pack a day. I quit because of the ridiculous price increase. I was paying about 25 cents a can. Now that a 12 pack is $9 or more, there's no way. And maga is FAFO right about now. I am so sick of this cult.
Fiz Gig
Just wanted to mention that YouTube decided today was the day to toss several of your past Worst Songs of the Year into my feed. I enjoyed them even more than the more up to date videos it's been presenting lately. Like 3000 vids about hand bruises. ππ€¦
Ash Archer
Love coca-cola; we only get the cane sugar one here, and it sure as hell ainβt healthier than the one in the States. I mean, we could give it up, but is that really living life?
