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BONUS! Twins
🕑 Added 2023-03-10 09:00:01 +0000 UTCIt's somewhat wholesome to see Burns and Smithers on a double date, if you ignore how closeted poor Waylon is at this point:
They look like they're having fun at least. Well, the boys are. The girls look bored our of their mind. Burns asks Homer for dating advice earlier in the episode and I'd say my first tip is: don't take your date to a strip club. (Not at first, anyway.)
Okay, okay, okay, I hear you. I can't confirm that the Sapphire Lounge is a strip club specifically, perhaps is a classy club that happens to be connected to an off-ramp motel.
But the fact that it advertises having 2.3 of the world's most beautiful wome...wait. 2.3? I don't want to know where the 0.3 came from. And those poor other women on stage, not being counted as beautiful!
Where was I? Oh yeah. Stay out of my booze.
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