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0292 - Character Assassin
🕑 Added 2023-12-28 09:00:01 +0000 UTCDO NOT WORRY FRIENDS. This guy is NOT here to assassinate the 291 characters we've met prior to this point. Although as with all of Burns' campaign team, we will never see him again, so perhaps he does become some paid killer in the future. Look at him, he'd look right at home with a sniper rifle three blocks away in some 90s post-Tarantino thriller. A purple suit is a bold choice unless you're the Joker, but the residents of Springfield are not known for their conventional fashion choices.
He is the last of the campaign team we had to cover, so now we can forget about them forever! They took up quite a chunk of this episode's character count, considering how inconsequential they are.
This post is part of my "Every Simpsons Character Ever" series. For a list of my rules in this project, click here.
