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Holiday 2017! Monthly Drawing 10.8b
🕑 Added 2017-12-12 05:07:34 +0000 UTC Reindeer wins! We’re stickin’ with the classics this year!We’re into the meat of the TF poll now. I came up with three little stories (that are too long to put in a poll) Hope you like them...
How does this happen?
1) Two backcountry Nordic skiers find a bell harness in an old barn in Norway. On a brass plate are the words: CAUTION: MAGIC HARNESS. FOR EMERGENCY USE ONLY. PROPERTY OF K. KRINGLE.” One puts it over the other's neck and...
2) Christmas Eve and two girls are walking home from a party. One spots a bag of “Arvid’s Flying Reindeer Food” (WARNING: contains supernatural ingredients. For reindeer use only). She picks it up and offers it to her friend as a joke and…
3) Two friends buy “Marta's Magic Mistletoe (find your true love beneath!)”. While at a tree farm, they find a real reindeer petting zoo. One convinces the other to kiss a reindeer on the nose while she’s holding the mistletoe between them and…
