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Midnight Pals: Sssspace Sstory 2
🕑 Added 2024-09-23 17:00:23 +0000 UTCJK Rowling: i don't need you lot!
Rowling: i don't need any of you!
Rowling: i'm gonna go over to sspace coven to tell my new sstory!
Barker: yeah have fun with that
Rowling: I will!!
Barker: they're all a bunch of nerds over there!
Poe: now clive that's not very fair
Barker: she's gonna find it out soon enough
[meanwhile, at space coven]
JK Rowling: hello children
Jules Verne: welcome, JK Rowling! I've been informed that you're the first woman ever to write
science fiction
Verne: so we're proud to make you a member of our very select group
Verne: welcome to super friends!!!
Verne: i am called Ham because I enjoy ham radio
Verne: [pointing to HG Wells] this is email
Verne: [pointing to Isaac Asimov] cosine
Verne: [pointing to Robert Heinlein] report card
Verne: [pointing to Frank Herbert] mescaline
Verne: [pointing to Mary Shelley] and Mary
HG Wells: [arriving in a steam-powered dirigible] excelsior, fellow space-ka-teers!
HG Wells: it is I, HG Wells, chrononaut extradinaire!
Wells: i am simply a-quiver to hear some new story and-
Wells: oh crap, the gears fell off my top hat
Jules Verne: don't worry, my good man, you can borrow some of mine!
Rowling: ok sso here'ss my futurisstic sstory
Verne: whoa you can't start a story like that!
Rowling: oh? oh right, ssorry
Rowling: i meant 'ssubmitted for the approval of sspace coven, i call-'
Verne: no i mean you're not wearing any goggles
Wells: every super friend must wear at least 3 pairs of goggles at all times
Verne: it's the law!
Verne: won't you enjoy some of our "mind control cookies" ho ho ho
Rowling: what
Verne: oh i'm sorry are you not familiar with the music of dr steel???
Verne: he's ONLY our favorite musician
Rowling:
Verne: OMG you've GOT to listen to People of Earth
Verne: it's SO funny
Verne: we're all members of the army of toy soldiers
Rowling:
Verne: [playing Dr Steel album] haha ok so this is my favorite part coming up
HG Wells: are you playing dr steel? turn that hack off!
Rowling: oh thank god
Wells: you should be playing Aurelio Voltaire!
Verne: Dr steel!
Wells: Voltaire!
Verne: Dr steel!
Wells: Voltaire!
Rowling: I've been insspired
Rowling: my next book is going to be a manifessto against the FuMP
Rowling: today i have an exciting new sstory for you!
Rowling: those plebss over at midnight ssociety couldn't appreciate this
Rowling: FUTURISTIC sstory!
Rowling: i think you ssci fi people will really get thiss
Wells: huzzah!
Verne: huzzah!
Rowling: okay sso
Rowling: jusst imagine
Rowling: a future world where a totalitarian government made up of blue-haired sspooniess and their antifa goon ssquad
Rowling: have made it illegal to be cisss
Rowling: one lone heroic terf is fighting for her right to be a gold sstar lessbian
Rowling: sssee, in the future, an evil coalition of transs autisstic fat people
Rowling: force innocent lesbianss to put pronounss in their bioss
Rowling: or get ssent to the woke gulag!
Rowling: where they're forced to apologize for their privilege!
HG Wells: i didn't understand any of that
Wells: i don't understand any of that
Verne: me neither
Robert Heinlein: me neither
Heinlein: except that one bit about a lesbian being involved
Heinlein: i did understand that word
Heinlein: and frankly i think i would like to hear more about lesbians
Comments
John Ross
Oh the FuMP, been a supporter of them since Vol 4. Almost the beginning, but not quite. Playing Warhammer 40k in my own unfinished basement out of university, introducing my friends to some truly great (and sometimes just as terrible) music. That takes me way back.
