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Midnight Pals: Carrie
🕑 Added 2024-09-24 19:10:43 +0000 UTCStephen King: check it out guys!
King: they're publishing a book of essays about Carrie!
King: we got richard chizmar, bentley little, mick garris, norman prentiss, tom deady, Anthony Breznican
Angela Carter: are there any women involved in this
King: oh yeah of course of course
Carter:
King:
Carter: don't you think, steve, that a collection of essays about carrie should include some womens voices
King: oh of course! we've got bev vincent
Carter: bev vincent is a guy
King:
King: what?
Bev Vincent: yeah its fine, this happens all the time
King: look it's not all guys in this collection
King: we also have caitlin kiernan
Carter: oh really? caitlin, what do you think?
Kiernan: i think that black people have a special gland in their brain that makes them do crime
Carter:
Carter: i meant about carrie
King: ok maybe the roster for this collection is a little guy heavy
King: but, you know, maybe guys have some interesting thoughts about a story heavy on mother-daughter relationship issues and menstrual themes?
Carter:
King: it's possible!
Carter: ok fine, i would like to hear some of these interesting thoughts that you men have on carrie
Bentley Little: did you ever think that maybe you should change the title from "Carrie" to "The Carrie?"
Carter:
King:
King: you know what, i'll take that under advisement
Carter: don't do that
King: c'mon guys don't let me down! Tell me your deep thoughts about Carrie!
King: people want to know what you think of this story of a psychic teenage girl
Richard Chizmar: psychic girl? wait, girls can do that?
Mick Garris: whoa thats bad ass
Josh Boone: this changes everything!
Chizmar: this whole time, i didn't know girls were psychic
Garris: that explains why they're always setting things on fire with their minds
Chizmar: yeah i was wondering about that
Boone: everything makes sense now
Little: guys i really think it would be better if it was "THE carrie"
Chizmar: [reading carrie] whoa whoa whoa
Chizmar: what's all this menstruation stuff?
Carter: [whispers in chizmar's ear]
Chizmar: EVERY MONTH?!?!?!
Chizmar: holy shit
Chizmar: that's metal
Garris: what are you talking about, i want to know too!
Garris: and blood comes out WHERE??
Carter: [whispers in garris's ear]
Garris: ha ha gross!
Little: this doesn't sound real, i think you're making this all up
Carter: ok so show of hands
Carter: do any other men here need the concept of menstruation explained to them?
Poppy Z Brite: no i think i'm clear
