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Midnight Pals: Italian PM
🕑 Added 2024-09-26 18:30:44 +0000 UTCStephen King: submitted for the
Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] heeey stephano king!
Musk: i justa wanta you to know
Musk: i did notta have an affair witha the prime minister offa italy, Signora Topogigio Primavera!
Musk: me anna signora primavera
Musk: we did notta haffa romantic candlelight dinner inna alley
Musk: where 2 chefs play da accordion
Musk: an singa disssss isssa da night, issa beautiful night
Dario Argento: [joining in, as if compelled] and dey call it bellllla nocha!!!
Musk: me anna da prime minister we did notta both eatta da same string offa spaghett
Musk: and den we we eata da spaghett from opposite ends
Musk: we getta closer anna closer
Musk: and denna we kiss!
Musk: thata never happen
Musk: not evena once!
Musk: capiche??
Dario Argento: dissss isssa da night, issa beautiful niiiight
Mario Bava: when you hear a ring ting a ling a ring ting a linga
Lucio Fulci: when da moon hits your eye lika da big pizza pie
Poe: what's going on
King: i don't know! they all just started singing like that
Argento: mama mia! they saya da monstrous slander againsta da elon!
Bava: issa anti-italian discrimination!
Fulci: madonne!!!
Mario: issa me! mario!!
Chef Boyardee: now you eata it up while itta nice anna hot
Pinnochio: i gotta no strings - only spaghett!!!
HP Lovecraft: [sleeping, wearing nightcap & gown] no... no... no... [sitting bolt upright in bed] NO!!!!
Lovecraft: oh thank the unknowable mechanizations of a fully rational universe! it was all just a dream
Lovecraft: [sees spaghetti on bedside table]
Lovecraft: [sweats] OR WAS IT????
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Tibbi
I may never eat spaghetti again.
