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Midnight Pals: The Mystery of San Gottardo
🕑 Added 2024-10-08 17:20:59 +0000 UTCHR Giger: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the mystery of San Gottardo
Giger: einmal war das die dinsbum dass war armen und beinen die biomachaniker kartofelsalat
Giger: es gibt Zwei versciedene autobahn volkwagen pfarphegnugen
Giger: untermessengruber schmecken decken uber alles
King:
Poe:
Koontz:
Lovecraft:
Barker:
Giger: ein Zwei drei wir singen zusammen di geschichte uber den schweindoggen hund und der liebe red baron
King: hans, do you happen to have any English translation of this?
Giger: nein
King:
Poe:
Koontz:
Lovecraft:
Barker:
Giger: the pubisher didn't think there was any interest
Giger: if you're lost, you can follow along with these illustrations
King: ah ok! good
King: this shouldn't be too hard
King: so it looks like its a story about these uh
King:
King:
King: edgar you read it
Poe: me?
Poe: ok so basically it's
Poe:
Poe: they're these
Poe:
Poe:
Barker: oh my god you babies give me the book
Barker: i'll tell you what it says
Barker: it says
Giger: fine, fine, i'll explain
Giger: there are these creatures, created by grafting an arm to a leg
Giger: of course they're biomechanical
Barker: oh damn really playing against type here
Poe: clive
Giger: as you can see these biomechanical grafted arm leg creatures
Giger: represent the latest foray in my career long attempt to recreate the experience of being spitroasted by two trans women while dropping acid
King:
Poe:
Koontz:
Lovecraft:
Barker: oh
Barker: oh yeah
Barker: yeah i can kind of see it
Poe: oh come on clive, you're just saying things now!
Poe: what about these illustrations could possibly recall THAT experience
Barker: edgar edgar edgar
Barker: oh you who have eyes but do not see
Barker: here, just try looking PAST the picture
Barker: unfocus your eyes
Barker: it's like looking at a magic eye image
Poe: [staring intently at picture of san Gottardo grafted arm leg creature]
Poe: oh!
Poe: oh shit!
Poe: i guess you were right
King: [staring intently at picture of san Gottardo grafted arm leg creature] it just looks like a bunny to me
Comments
Shirley R
OMG, this totally sent me 🤣
Claire Hiria Ahuriri-Dunning
I nearly did a spit-take over the sleeping baby in my lap XD
