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Midnight Pals: Peerage
🕑 Added 2024-10-22 18:30:58 +0000 UTCJK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: boy it's been sso trying lately
Rowling: the british government keepss trying to give me a peerage
Rowling: but i keep telling them 'look, i'm too busy with the transsphobia to wasste time cutting ribbonss at sshopping mallss'
Rowling: i have my prioritiess
Poe: why do they want to give you a peerage?
Rowling:
Rowling: obvioussly edgar becausse i'm a beloved icon of british culture who wrote the mossst enduring british bookss sssince enid blyton! duh!
Poe:
Rowling: no actually itss becausse of the transsphobia
Poe: ok sorry i asked, you don't have to be sarcastic
Rowling: i'm not being ssarcassstic
Poe:
King:
Lovecraft:
Koontz:
Barker:
Rowling: itss becaussse of the transssphobia
Poe:
King:
Koontz:
Lovecraft:
Barker:
Rowling: i'm really good at it
Rowling: topsss, really
Poe: wait, so you're so transphobic that they want to give you an aristocratic title and permanent government position?
Rowling: yess
King: wow! i didn't know that was how the system worked over there
Barker: no that's pretty much how it goes
Poe: i was getting that impression
Rowling: now they've been after me for a while to accept a title
Rowling: and i jusst keep telling them no i won't be dame baronesss viscountesss rowling
Rowling: i'm a woman of the people!
Rowling: i mean an adult human female of the people
Rowling: but i looked at the requirementss and i'd have to cut ribbonss at, like, 100 tesscosss a year
Rowling: that would sserioussly cut into my tweeting time
Rowling: i mean, can you imagine? me? an arisstocrat?
Rowling: the very idea!
Rowling: why, i have nothing in common with thosse people!
Rowling: now if you'll excusse me
Rowling: i have to retire to my sscottish casstle and pen another manifessto againsst undesssirablesss
Koontz: wow! can i have a porridge too?
Poe: no dean the british government system is very different than ours
Poe: see, in america, you can't get major political power by demonizing an oppressed minority
Barker: ah ha ha
Barker: edgar you don't joke much but when you do
Barker: to the bone ha ha
Comments
Bitter Karella
can't say i blame you XP
Shirley R
Usually I heave a sigh when I see Rowlings name on here, but this is AWESOME! 🤣 I guess all-terf chapters creep me out, lol.
