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Midnight Pals: Hyena Eyes
🕑 Added 2024-10-31 17:13:54 +0000 UTCRay Aldridge: submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the hyena eyes
Aldridge: have you ever thought how scary i would be if your boyfriend just spent all day on FurryMUCK
Aldridge: in the future, you can get a skein implant that allows you to be furry
Aldridge: you could turn up your skein to 70% to be dangerously furry
Aldridge: or to 110% to be dangerously cheesy
Aldridge: you can go to a special deck on the space station where you get to act out your furry fantasies
Frank Belknap Long: god i wish that was me
Aldridge: so you can choose to roleplay as any animal you want
Dean Koontz: wow! that sounds like fun!
Koontz: i think i would be a dog
Barker: oh damn really
Barker: i pause because i'm so surprised
Poe: clive
Aldidge: artist Gervifiplat Snood gets really into being a furry
Aldridge: to the point that his girlfriend Vermicious Thunk is concerned
Aldridge: so she decides to check out why this furry thing is so compelling
Frank Belknap Long: that's how it starts
Aldridge: she's not into it or anything tho
Aldridge: she just has an aesthetic appreciation for classic cartoons
Long: uh huh
Long: right
Long: I've heard that one before
Aldridge: anyway this artist decides to go to the furry deck as a hyena
Long: oh, so he's an anarchist trans man with a vore fetish?
Aldridge:
Aldridge: that's an awful specific archetype
Long: I've been in this game a long time
Aldridge: you gotta watch out that you don't go 100% furry tho
Aldridge: there's a dark web zone with no laws where furries just go wild
Aldridge: you have to be real hardcore to go there
Aldridge: no poodling allowed
Aldridge: in the dark zone, there's no laws
Aldridge: where they eat each other
CB Blanchard: well i like the eating each other part
Aldridge: no one ever comes back from being 100% furry
Aldridge: once you cross into that dark country
Aldridge: that's when you wear a HyenaAgenda shirt to work
Long: oh i do that
Barker: damn the surprises keep coming
Comments
Claire Hiria Ahuriri-Dunning
FurryMUCK, omg, the deep cuts just keep coming XD
Shirley R
Clive 🤣🤣🤣
