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Midnight Pals: Stephen Leaves
🕑 Added 2024-11-18 18:39:34 +0000 UTCStephen King: submitted for the approval of the midnight
Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyyy stephano king
King: what is it now elon
Musk: eyyyy you mean el supreme generalissimo Musk esq
Musk: grand high director of da us department of very funny memes
Musk: i slasha da government waste
Musk: now we getta ridda da roads anna da libraries
Musk: we spenda da tax dollars onna da important things
King: like what?
Musk: da memes
Musk: i maka dis gold-plated dancing baby from ally mcbeal
Musk: i maka da memes eyyy!
Musk: i controlla da dialogue eyyy!
Musk: i ama da king of alla da media!
Musk: justa lika dat great Americana hero Giuseppe Goebbels!
Musk: oh cazzata i shoulda notta said he was American
Musk: cazzata i shoulda notta said he was great
Musk: CAZZATA i definitely should notta said he was a hero!
Musk:
Musk: itsa too hot here
Musk: now dat i amma da government
Musk: dat means you gotta be my friend
Musk: or you face-a da consequences onna x.gov
Musk: da fourtha branch offa da government!
Stephen King: you know what i'm done with this
Poe: now don't do anything rash steve
King: i'm gonna do it
Poe: steve what are you going to do
King: i'm gonna
King: DELETE MY ACCOUNT
Musk: mama mia!! Stephano king! you no canna do dat!
Musk: you gonna leava alla dis behind?
racistfrog420: concerning, my liege
racistfrog_but_also_fat420: concerning, my liege
bitcoin_von_ribbentrop420: concerning, my liege
bigtittytiffanyxxx: pussy in bio
King: finally!
King: i'm free of twitter!
King: free of the shackles of elon's tyranny!
King: dad jokes are legal again!
King: i have arrived...
King: on threads!
Poe: you realize what this means
Poe: if you're not on twitter anymore for elon to harass
Poe: we've lost our very tenuous excuse to make elon musk jokes
King: it's a sacrifice i'm willing to make
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Claire Hiria Ahuriri-Dunning
long overdue. Pouring one out for Steve's Twitter account
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