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Midnight Pals: Tenebous at 3
🕑 Added 2024-11-20 17:00:17 +0000 UTCMatt Blairstone: i'm matt blairstone of tenebrous press
Blairstone: publisher of such quality literature as split scream
Blairstone: featuring bitter karella's The Ballad of Horse Girl
Blairstone: available where ever fine books are sold
King: sorry, what was that name again?
King: i forgot
Blairstone: it's bitter karella
Blairstone: B-I-T-T...
Blairstone: a lot of people know us mostly as the publisher of Bitter Karella's the Ballad of Horse girl
Blairstone: but in 3 years Tenebrous Press has published plenty of other fine horror literature
Blairstone: like the anthology Your Body is Not Your Body, featuring Bitter Karella's The Divine Carcass
Blairstone: and the Brave New Weird anthology, featuring Bitter Karella's Low Tide Jenny
Blairstone: i'm matt blairstone and this is my associate alex woodroe
Blairstone: an authentic Romanian crone
King: kind of young for a crone isn't she?
Blairstone: oh it's state of mind
Alex Woodroe: i cast the evil eye upon you, nenorocit
King: tell us more about tenebrous press
Blairstone: well it's an indie press dedicated to all that's weird
Woodroe: foolish youth hold your tongue!
Woodroe: these occult secrets are not for the ears of ignorant outsiders!
Woodroe: begone, outsider! your kind isn't welcome here!
King: look i'm just trying to get some service at this mysterious roadside inn at the edge of the dark woods
King: and it's almost like you don't want my business
Woodroe: in old country, we chase you with pitchfork mob for less than this!
King: fine maybe i'll just be on my way
Woodroe: leave but be ye warned!
Woodroe: stay off the moors!
Woodroe: stray not from the road!
Woodroe: don't go into the deep dark forest!
Woodroe: and stay away from the mysterious castle!
King: that's a lot to remember
King: i'd better write this down
Blairstone: can you believe that we've been publishing fine horror such as Bitter KArella's The Ballad of Horse Girl for 3 years now?
Blairstone: where does the time go?
Alex Woodroe: only in america!
Woodroe: what a country!
Woodroe: in America, you find party
Woodroe: in soviet Romania, party find you!
Woodroe: [turning to camera] the fun fact is that pigs, like humans, can get sunburned
Blairstone: wow! 3 years! can you believe it?
Woodroe: in romania, we mark occasion by sacrifice of the cockerel and eating of the turnip
Woodroe: we thank president Dracula for our good fortune
Woodroe: and vice president Frankenstein
Woodroe: and speaker of the house wolfman
Blairstone: i'm learning so much
Blairstone: of course in 3 years we've published other things
Blairstone: like colin Hinkley's the black lord
Blairstone: about an eldritch god in the woods menacing an innocent family
Woodroe: in old country, is documentary filmed in real time as it happen
Blairstone: and Anthony Engebretson's lumberjack
Blairstone: about a lumberjack who's a real fuck up
Engebretson: he's also dealing with this evil imp
Engebretson: but yeah also he's a fuck up
Woodroe: in America, you jack lumber
Woodroe: in old country, lumber jack you!
King: wow it sounds like you've got some real WEIRD literature there!
Jeff Vandermeer: did someone say... WEIRDDDDDD??
Blairstone: That's right! there's so many weird and unusual books
Blairstone: and its all happening right now...
Woodroe: at tenebrous press!
In all seriousness, Tenebrous Press is doing incredible work on the indie horror scene and, if you haven't read their offerings, you owe it to yourself to take a gander over at https://tenebrouspress.com/. My very first story ever published was The Divine Carcass in Tenebrous' Your Body is Not Your Body, and I would not be where I am today had it not been for Tenebrous. Go see what weirdness they've got cooked up for their three year anniversary!
Comments
Gary McCammon
WOODROE: This is local occult! For local people! There's nothing for you here!
Fay Roberts
Smart, smart...
Bitter Karella
it's key not to overplay one's hand XD
Bitter Karella
She is very cool!
Shirley R
Do I need to go out drinking with Alex Woodroe? Because I get the feeling I might need to. I'm an actual crone, though, so I need a place with chairs, lol.
Fay Roberts
Digging the subtlety. Nice.
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