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Midnight Pals: The Return
🕑 Added 2024-12-17 18:15:18 +0000 UTC[mysterious circle of robed figures]
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: jesssse ssssingal returnsss
Rowling: what newsss, wormtongue?
Rowling: isss it good?
Jesse Singal: mommy mommy don't hit me
Singal: mommy mommy it turns out that bluesky is bad!
Rowling: what????
Singal: yeah! it turns out those grapes are totally sour
Singal: i'm going to go to the only place that hasn't been corrupted with cultural marxism!
Singal: OUTER SPACE!
Singal: no wait i mean
Singal: i'm going back to twitter
monotonous_monkey$$$: buy dancing baby coin
heinrich_bimbler420: pussy in bio
giftpilz_goyim69: trans are a jewish plot to replace the white race
Singal: ahhhh
Singal: so good to be back!
Singal: i love twitter!
bigtitty_tradtankie420: pussy in bio
Singal: it's great!
wehrmacht_frog420: pussy in bio
Singal: couldn't be bett-
dubai_realdoll420: pussy in bio
Singal: er
Singal: excuse me mr elon musk sir?
Singal: sir? sir? if i could have just a moment of your precious time sir
Elon Musk: eyyy whatsa matta for you
Singal: for be it for me, a lowly wordsmith of the fourth estate, to speak to you
Singal: but if i could make just a teensy little suggestion
Singal: i mean you are very very smart
Singal: so much smarter than me
Singal: i'm not even worthy to make this suggestion
Singal: i'm dirt
Singal: just a worm
Singal: just step on me
Singal: just like Herrscher should step on my brooklyn apartment
Musk: eyyy you mean atta [redacted]bergen street?
Singal: if i could ask that you
Singal: almighty genius elon musk
Singal: who is very cool and also very good at playing Diablo 4
Singal: and has lots of friends
Musk: that issa true, i do hava lots of friends!
Musk: you know i knowa da stephen king?
Singal: right if you could just turn off the link throttling
Singal: please sir i need it for my grift
Singal: for my grift, sir
Musk: you know, i talka to da stephen king alla da time
Musk: i talka, he listen
Musk: it a reala solid relationship
Singal: please mr musk sir
Musk: say you lika my website
Singal: it's wonderful sir! it's the best!
Musk: say itsa real good
Singal: its real good!
Musk: and donta you forget
Musk: you're here forever!!!
