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Midnight Pals: Prince Bytor
🕑 Added 2025-01-01 21:38:36 +0000 UTCStephen King: i'm gonna be over at unicorn fuck club tonight
Clive Barker: yeah me too
Poe: why are you both going to unicorn fuck club tonight?
Barker: why not? it's my prerogative
Poe:
Poe: clive what are you doing?
Barker: what makes you think I'm doing something?
King: we're going to introduce JRR Tolkien to rock adaptations of his work
Poe: why? he hates rock and roll
King: what?! no he doesn't, he loves it!
King: clive said-
King:
King: CLIVE
Poe: CLIVE
Barker: haha oh come on it's funny
King: so this whole time we've actually been BOTHERING Jirt by subjecting him to rock music?
Barker: oh come on steve it's funny
Mary Shelley: it is pretty funny
Barker: see? Mary agrees!
Barker: it's just a bit of fun
Shelley: i want to fuckin see this
Poe: !!
Poe: ok i kind of want to see this too
[at unicorn fuck club]
JRR Tolkien: you know what else i dislike?
Tolkien: those so-called lads from Liverpool
Tolkien: with that ghastly rock and or roll music!
Barker: hey jirt what do you think of that rush song
Tolkien: the what in the who now
Barker: so then the snow dog defeats prince bytor and prince bytor retreats back to hades
Barker: it's actually a metaphor for the cycle of life
Tolkien: a metaphor? i hate that
Barker: oh just wait
Barker: you're gonna hate it so much more in a second
Neil Peart: see prince Bytor is my fursona
Peart: he was a dark prince of the underworld but he's reformed and joined the white council
Peart: he's always struggling against his conflicted nature
Peart: which is symbolized by him having heterochromatic eyes
Tolkien: you put a dog on the white council?
Tolkien: you put your dog on the white council?!?!
Peart: he's the top guy on the council
Tolkien: you… you… you insolent little rock man!!!
Peart: oh no
CS Lewis: prince Bytor?! phhhhbbt!
Lewis: might as well name him prince murrypurry sparkledog!
Lewis: that's such a basic bitch fursona!
Peart: nuh uh!!! prince bytor is totally unique!!
Peart: see, he's got
Peart: uh
Peart: uh
Peart: uhhhhh
Peart: he's got one angel wing and one devil wing!!!
King: WHOA!! That is badass!
Lewis: no no no
Lewis: you're making that up!
Lewis: we can clearly from the doodles you made in the liner notes that prince bytor has TWO devil wings
Barker: ah ha ha
Barker: BUSTED!
Comments
Thomas K. Dye
"you guys keep this up I'm marching you up to Bastille Day"
Bitter Karella
epic snow playing!!!
Matt Keeley
the thing i always find adorable is that the song is based on two real dogs who were playing in the snow outside the studio
Bitter Karella
glad you enjoyed! :)
Shirley R
NOT NEIL PEART'S FURSONA! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I am dying of laughter. Best start to a new year ever!
