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Midnight Pals: Dune vs Middle Earth
🕑 Added 2024-11-25 17:00:13 +0000 UTCFrank Herbert: i'm going to tell a story about this space cocaine that lets you do super hard math and its made of worm poop, inshallah
JRR Tolkien:
Tolkien: i hate this
Tolkien: i hate this so much
Stephen King: why do you hate dune so much?
Tolkien: isn't it obvious?
Dean Koontz: is it because you're a deontologist and dune is consequentialism?
Tolkien:
Tolkien: what
Koontz: you know, the differing schools of ethics
Tolkien: what on earth are you babbling about
Koontz: you know deontologism and consequentialism
Tolkien:
Tolkien: you don't know what you're talking about
Koontz: i
Koontz: i i i
Tolkien: define deotologism for me
Koontz: i
Koontz: i don't know
Koontz: i just it on the internet
Tolkien: yeah that sounds like the sort of thing someone would say on the internet
Koontz: i just wanted you guys to think i was smart
King: aw dean
King: dean dean dean
King: we all totally think you're smart
King: don't we guys?
Barker: don't patronize him, steve
Poe: clive c'mon
Barker: wow guess i'm the only one who respects you enough to tell you the truth dean
Koontz: what's the truth???
Barker: dean the truth is
Barker:
Barker: ok sure we think you're smart, dean
Koontz: :)
King: you couldn't say it, could you?
Barker: i just couldn't say it!
Barker: just look at those big puppy dog eyes
King: so why DO you hate dune so much?
Tolkien: a desert planet? no rolling English hills?
Tolkien: is there a single capering buffoon in the whole thing?
King: i don't think so
Tolkien: and not one sexy hairy foot!
Tolkien: well at least there's one thing we can agree upon
Tolkien: the majesty of the lord our god
Herbert: oh yeah
Tolkien: all praise Anglican jesus!
Herbert: Alhamdulillah!
Tolkien:
Herbert:
