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Midnight Pals: Radio Googoo
🕑 Added 2024-12-05 17:00:13 +0000 UTCStephen King: guys i'm kinda bummed today
King: as you know i own 3 radio stations in the Bangor maine area
Poe:
Barker:
Koontz:
Lovecraft:
King: but unfortunately i have to shut them down
Poe: steve! no!
Stephen King: sorry edgar, it's time
King: i love radio but they keep losing money
Barker: why? do you just play the rock bottom remainders on loop?
King:
Poe: clive
Barker: no seriously
Barker: do you?
King: of course not, clive!
King: we play hard rock for people who like to rock hard!
King: i'm talkin' all the hits
King: from the 80s, 90s, and today!
Barker: were you bringing people that same great rock day after day?
King: you better believe it!
King: guys, it's the end of an era
King: why don't you come on air with me for a very final send-off episode?
Koontz: oh! oh!
Koontz: can we talk into the big microphone???
King: yes, dean, you can even talk into the big microphone
Stephen King: hey rock n' roll fans, it's another beautiful morning here in Bangin' bangor maine
King: you are listening to WKZON FM, rockin' with the king
King: the king of rock and roll
Koontz: you mean elvis?
King: no dean i'm talking about myself
King: cuz of my name
Koontz: stephen?
King:
King: no
King: no! king!
Koontz:
King: stephen king!
Koontz:
King: goshdarnit dean are you telling me this whole time you didn't know my last name was king?!
Koontz: elvis is the king of rock and roll
King: yeah i know dean
King: i mean i know that NOW
King: if it'd known that 30 years ago i would have come up with a different nickname
Barker: you didn't know about elvis?
Barker: how did you not know about elvis?
King: look it's not like he's a big name!
King: i mean, he's no blue oyster cult!
King: i'm your host Stephen "the king" king
King: joining me for a very special final broadcast
King: i have with me edgar "ravin' mad" poe
Poe: cute.
King: and clive "barkin' mad" barker!
Barker: that's the same nickname!
King: no no they're totally different
King: one raves, one barks
Barker: they're ontologically the same, steve!
Barker: this sucks, i want a better nickname
Barker: call me
Barker: the hell priest
Poe: oh that's way better
Poe: hey i want a new nickname too
King: oh don't you start edgar
Barker: steve play this mix tape
King: "music for sluts"
King: what is this, clive?
Barker: what do you mean?
Barker: its music for sluts
King:
Barker: i think the label is pretty clear
King: okay live but i swear if this is another compilation of sex noises
Barker: oh i would never do that to you twice steve
King: ok clive i'm gonna trust you on this one
[King plays tape, it's sex noise]
King: damnnit clive!
Barker: ah ha ha!
Mary Shelley: hey steve can you play my mix tape?
King: "music for libertines"
King:
King: did you title this?
Shelley: it was Byron
King:
King: is this sex noises?
Shelley: yeah, what else would it be?
King:
King: well i guess we'd better pack it all up
King: i don't know what i'll do from here
Koontz: you could go on Adam Cesare's vidcast
King: oh yeah there is that
King: it's been so long i forgot that was a running gag
Comments
Bitter Karella
I imagine he played a lot of Mambo #5 XD
Shirley R
I love King and I didn't know he had those stations, either! But yeah, I can imagine his playlists, and no.
