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Midnight Pals: Maelstrom
🕑 Added 2025-02-19 17:00:20 +0000 UTCPoe: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the descent into the maelstrom
Poe: it's about a guy who survives a descent into the maelstrom
Barker: why'd you just give away the ending?
Poe:
Poe: look, you already know that he survived the maelstrom because the story of the maelstrom is being related to the narrator by the survivor
Poe: it's what we call a frame story
Barker: who do you think you are, mary shelley?
Barker: queen of the fucking frame story!
Mary Shelley: you watch your fuckin mouth, fucker
Poe: this maelstrom was just indescribably big and indescribably scary
Poe: i can't even describe the emotion i felt when i saw it
Lovecraft: now that's the way you do it!
Barker: have you been taking lessons from howard?
Poe: well, howard's right
Poe: sometimes things are scarier if you withhold information from the reader
Barker: like the fact that the guy survived?
Poe:
Barker: like that fact?
Poe:
Barker: sorry i don't think i heard you, could you say that again?
Lovecraft: hey edgar knows that i'm right!
Lovecraft: sometimes something is SO SCARY that you just can't describe it
King: well, i don't know about that
King: i think if i had to imagine the scariest thing, i could describe it
Barker: oh yeah steve? how would you describe the ultimate scariest thing?
King: it would probably look like a clown
Poe:
Lovecraft:
Barker:
Koontz: that's pretty scary!
King: thank you, dean
Barker: dean doesn't count
Adam Cesare: clowns are pretty scary
Barker: and neither does adam!
Thomas Ligotti:
Barker: and we all know how you feel, tom
King: ok you don't think a clown is scary?
Barker: not really
Poe: sorry, steve
King: well when i said a clown
King: i mean i'm just getting warmed up
King: that's not even it's final form
King: the scariest thing in the universe only SOMETIMES looks like a clown
King: but it's actual form?
King: get ready for this
King: it's a spider
King: eh? eh? a spider?
King: pretty scary, don't you think?
Poe:
Barker:
Koontz:
Comments
T. Ledoux
Dean does too count!! (cries)
Shirley R
I love you Clive, but keep my "Maelstrom" out of your snarky mouth! 😆
Gary McCammon
HOWARD: What about a clown... with tentacles! HOWARD: An ITALIAN clown!
