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Midnight Pals: The Machine Fucks
🕑 Added 2025-02-26 20:06:22 +0000 UTCEM Forster: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the machine stopping
Forster: imagine, if you can, a future where everyone just posts online all the time while the world crumbles around them
King: wow, chillingly prescient
King: i don't think i like this
King: wow that's a pretty scary idea!
King: you should pursue this
Forster: i would, but i just don't have time for writing these days
Forster: i'm just way too busy having sex
Barker: haha this guy gets it
Forster: look, i'd like to write more
Forster: but i just don't have time with all the sex i'm having
Forster: i mean, for real, have you tried this sex thing?
Forster: it's pretty great
Forster: i got a late start, making up for lost time now
King: but ed! surely writing is important
Forster: not as important as sex
Forster: sorry steve i'm bangin' dudes and postin' lewds
Forster: no time for writing
King: you could do both?
Forster: not the way i'm bangin
Forster: listen, nobody ever told me sex was this great
Barker: it's pretty great
Forster: i mean why would i waste ANY time writing?
Forster: only a huge nerd would waste time writing when they could be fucking and sucking
Barker:
Forster: i mean you'd have to be a colossal fucking nerd
Barker: i
Forster: just the biggest dorkwad
Barker:
Forster: to waste a single solitary minute writing when you could have a dick in your mouth or a tongue in your ass
Barker:
Forster: couldn't be me!
Barker:
Poe: ha ha
Barker: SHUT UP EDGAR
Forster: man this sex thing, it rules!
Forster: i love it!
Mary Shelley: have you tried doing it on your mother's grave yet?
Forster:
Forster: i haven't
Shelley: oh pal you haven't lived
Shelley: believe me you're gonna see stars
Comments
T. Ledoux
Good olβ Uncle EM
Shirley R
Poe π€£π€£π€£
Gary McCammon
Well, I SUPPOSE your top half could be writing while the other did butt stuff, there's that. Supposedly Crowley played chess in his head while banging ladies, but then, that's Crowley.
