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Midnight Pals: Inklings
🕑 Added 2025-01-29 17:00:13 +0000 UTCCharles Williams: i love to do Christian magic
Aleister Crowley: ugh! this sucks
Crowley: why don't you go hang out and be Christian with your inkling pals!
Williams: fine! i will!
Williams: hey guys you know what really rules?
CS Lewis: what?
Williams: being Christian
Lewis: oh man that's for sure
Lewis: i am, like, right there with you on this one
JRR Tolkien: are you guys talking about being Christian? i love that shit
Lewis: man, isn't it great being Christian?
Lewis: GUYS
Lewis: i got an idea
Lewis: on three, we each say the name of the one true faith?
Williams: hell yeah!
Tolkien: let's do it!
Lewis: 1âŠ2âŠ3
Lewis: Anglicanism!
Williams: Anglicanism!
Tolkien: Catholicism!
Lewis:
Williams:
Tolkien:
Tolkien: uh oh
Lewis: Catholicism?! really, jirt, that's not even English!
Tolkien: it's extremely English
Lewis: hm i feel like the church of ENGLAND is more english
Williams: i think cs might be right
Lovecraft: [sweats] you know, a lot of catholics are Italian
Tolkien: it's a perfectly acceptable religion for an Englishman!
Tolkien: and why are you even here, howard
Lovecraft: i
Lovecraft: i thought inkling meant something else
Tolkien:
Tolkien: what did you think it meant
Lovecraft: [sweats] um
Lewis: he probably thought it was squid related
Tolkien: oh surely not!
Lovecraft: no he's right
Lovecraft: i thought it was squid related
Comments
Shirley R
I love calling Tolkien "jirt" đ€Ł And if you need cheering up today, look up his response to Nazi Germany when they asked him to send proof of his ancestry, I guess to add him to Master Race Role Call or whatever.
