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Midnight Pals: All the Diseases
🕑 Added 2025-02-04 19:22:38 +0000 UTCWrath James White: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the bug collector
Jones: it's about a guy who's sexually excited by getting diseases
Michael J. Seidlinger: nice
Barker: sexually excited by diseases?
Barker: well i don't know anything about diseases
Barker: but i like the sexual excited part
White: give it up clive this is beyond anything you're into
Barker: oh oh oh!
Barker: well, THAT sounds like a challenge!
Barker: oh i think i can get off to this
White: oh you think so do you?
Barker: well i don't like to brag
Barker: but when it comes to being horny
Barker: i'm something of an expert
White: oh we'll just see about that!
White: so this guy loves getting STDs
White: he has so many you can't even count
White: he's got sores and boils and pustules until his whole face just looks like joyce carol oates' foot
Barker: oh no i bit off more than i can chew
White: this guy's got bloody pus coming out of his dick
White: and pussie blood coming out of his ass
White: and don't even get me started on what's coming out of his nose
Koontz: what's coming out of his nose?
King: oh jeez dean don't ask that question
White: it's probably some kind of bile
King: ah jeez, wrath, really? that's foul
Koontz: haha! gross!
White: this guy is diseased, he smells like the worst thing
White: like a big disgusting dumpster full of rotting garbage and human feces
White: so kind of like a durian
White: and the worst part? there's green slime coming out of EVERY ORIFICE
Koontz: gross!
King: yuck!
Barker: ugh!
Poe: nasty!
Lovecraft: revolting!
RL Stine: green slime, you say?
White: this guy gets kidnapped by a woman whom he infected
White: and she wants revenge
White: so she takes a little inspiration from monica j O'Rourke
White: shout out to monica
Monica J O'Rourke: right back atcha!
Comments
T. Ledoux
There was an ice cream place in San Francisco, in the Richmond, tons of flavors. They had this “Spin the Wheel” thing where you’d get your cone at a discount or whatever, proviso being, you had to eat whatever the wheel landed on, and…
Gary McCammon
Can't remember where I read about it, possibly a book by Dr. J Bondeson, but there was a case of a woman who had urine coming out her nose. I do not recall if the hydrodynamics of this process were specified, unfortunately.
Claire Hiria Ahuriri-Dunning
durian is the worst thing in this whole description D:
