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Midnight Pals: Disruption
🕑 Added 2025-03-13 19:27:14 +0000 UTCKing: well, things are pretty bad these days
King: but if there's one up side
King: it's that elon's really too busy to
Elon Musk: [rising up out of bushes] eyyyy stephano king!
King: goshdarnit why won't elon just leave me alone?
King: oh no
Barker: HA HA HA
King: stop laughing clive!
King: it's not funny!
King: it's a real problem!
Musk: eyyy stephano king!
Musk: mi amigo!
King: we're not friends, elon
King: don't you have something to do?
Musk: i gotta da government so efficient alla da work is being done by one australian man!
Musk: mama mia i make this campfire more efficient now
Musk: first gimmie alla you money
Poe: steve you really need to ask your friend to stop coming here
King: WE'RE NOT FRIENDS!
Musk: ooo! disruptiano!
Musk: listen stephano king
Musk: maybe you donta remember
Musk: i owna da america now
Musk: you alla work for me!
Musk: you ALLA my friends!
Barker: ha h-
Barker:
Barker: oh no
Barker: oh no that sounded like a threat
Musk: you alla my friends now
Musk: now you alla gotta listen to desa memes i found
Musk: or you alla go toa da cornfield
Musk: capiche?!?
Musk: haha an den da owl he say
Musk: oh really?
Musk: ah ha ha!
King:
Koontz:
Barker:
Lovecraft:
Poe:
Musk: da joke issa da owl, he donta believe things
Poe: we understand the joke elon
Musk: comedy issa legal again!
Musk: haha someone setta us uppa da bomb!
Musk: ah ha ha!
Poe: you know elon
Poe: we mostly tell scary stories here
Poe: maybe you'd prefer to find a more
Poe: uh
Poe: meme oriented camp fire?
King: nice one edgar, very diplomatic
Poe: i have my moments
Musk: whata you say? you no lika my memes?
King: they're very nice memes elon
King: but maybe they're just uh
King: you know not right for this audience?
Musk:
Musk: this is a crime
Musk: mama mia you no forget ima VERY powerful epic man
Musk: you better be nice to me or i crusha you
Musk: donta you laugh!!!
Musk: issa not a joke!!!
Musk: you let that sink in!!
King:
Barker:
Poe:
Koontz:
Lovecraft:
Musk: now THATSA joke
Musk: WHY YOU NO LAUGH
Musk: you musta all laugh or
Musk: you faca da consequences
Koontz: steve, i'm scared
King: it's ok dean we'll get through this
Mary Shelley: sup fuckers
Elon Musk: eyyy why you let dissa la donna in?
Musk: issa DEI!
Shelley:
Shelley: the fuck is going on here
Shelley: who's this
Shelley: steve is this your friend
King: He's not my friend! you gotta believe me!
Musk: eyyy disruptiano!
Musk: i fire alla da blacks!
Musk: i steal alla da taxes
Musk: every american musta buy a tesla or you go onna DA LIST
Shelley: what the fuck
Shelley: someone should really fucking do something about all this
Poe:
Koontz:
King:
Lovecraft:
Barker:
Shelley: do i really have to do ALL the stabbing around here?
Comments
Bitter Karella
I'm so glad you get use out of it! :D
Rook R.M. McNamara
I volunteer
Rook R.M. McNamara
I deeply treasure my Mary Tshirt. It will be in heavy rotation this summer
Shirley R
Mary needs an intern to train.
T. Ledoux
Yes, yes, Mary, you must do ALLÁ the stabbing. Please.
Shaun Murrant
Yes Mary, yes you do have to do all the stabbing (lol).
Gary McCammon
Koontz: I'm not allowed to use knives Koontz: real ones anyway
John Ross
It’s too bad that only in fiction is a knee-jerk response to violence likely to (eventually, depending on author) end well.
