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Midnight Pals: JK on Aces
🕑 Added 2025-04-07 20:07:26 +0000 UTC[scottish castle]
JK Rowling: [in a darkened room, staring into the dying embers in her fireplace] ssso
Rowling: finally it comess to thisss
Rowling: julia donaldssson
Rowling: it wasss alwaysss going to be julia donaldssson
Rowling: how isss it that her power hass sssurpasssed my own JK
Rowling's agent: well joanne don't worry, i'm sure we can come back from this
Rowling: perhapss i didn't hate the transs hard enough
agent: well uh we can agent: that's one possibility
agent: but maybe we should consider other theories
Rowling: what if i branched out into hating OTHER groupsss too
agent: well marketing data does indicate that hate is very hot right now
agent: its very in
agent: which group were you thinking of?
Rowling: what about asssexualsss?
Rowling: they've had it too good for too long!
Rowling: ooo i hate thesssse assexualssss
Rowling: who do they think they are NOT having sssex??
Rowling: they need a whole term for that?
Rowling: when i was a kid, we jussst called that being british!
Rowling: if only there wassss sssome kind of corrective action that could be taken againssst asssexuals
agent:
Rowling: i'm going to give that sssome thought
Rowling: i'm sssure i can think of ssomething
agent: are you sure that you want to start beefing with aces?
Rowling: i've got a ssslogan already worked out
agent: a what
agent: you've got a slogan?
Rowling: "get this ace outta my face!"
agent:
agent: oh that's actually kinda catchy
agent: dammit joanne you've still got it!
agent: do you think rebranding as the author that hates all sexual minorities is really wise tho?
Rowling: why? do you think the acesss might find my casstle on the regissstry of hissstoric placess?
agent: no i mean
Rowling: do you think i should extend my four foot fence?
Comments
Shirley R
Also, I just got done reading all the million or so Doyle Sherlock Holmes stories, and that man is CLEARLY ace. He doesn't hate women at all, and especially not Watson's wife, who is a former client. As such she was perfectly fine with John disappearing for a week or so with Sherlock 😆
Shirley R
Oh no, a four foot fence, no point in going over there to ... look over it. Or something.
