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Midnight Pals: Dark Tower
🕑 Added 2025-06-20 16:57:43 +0000 UTCStephen King: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the dark tower
King: and here's the crazy thing, guys
King: i'm telling this story
King: but i'm also IN this story
Barker: holy shit steve
Barker: you just blew my motherfuckin mind
King: see, the real question is
King: who's the REAL stephen king?
King: the one telling the story
King: or the one IN the story?
Koontz: the one telling the story
King: yes, dean, i know
King: but as a thought experiment
Koontz: you're the real one
King:
Barker: from the mouths of babes, huh? lol
King: see, what I'm saying is
King: like, what does it mean for the concept of story that I'm here but I'm also in the story
Mary Shelley: it means more john barth ass bullshit
King:
King: you know, mary, john barth doesn't have a monopoly on postmodernism
Shelley: i said what i said
King: see, i'm here
King: but i'm also in the story
King: get it?
Koontz:
Poe: steve you're confusing dean
King: no no i think he gets it
Koontz: so you're not the real stephen king?
Poe: he doesn't get it
King: give him time edgar!
Koontz: wait so if you're real BUT you're also in the story
King: yes?
Koontz: then how do you know you're the real stephen king?
King: haha oh dean of course i'm the real stephen king
Koontz: what if you're also just a character in another story?
King: oh dean you're so delightfully naive
Koontz: what if none of us are real
Koontz: what if we're all just characters in a story?!
Barker: haha sure dean we're all just "characters" in a "story"
Barker: haha maybe we're all just "caricatures" in a "series" of "internet posts" Barker: haha that's our dean
Barker: what an imagination!
Barker: like we're all just shallow caricatures reciting hollow catchphrases! ha ha
Mary Shelley: sup fuckers
Edward Lee: bro
JK Rowling: hello children
Roger Corman: its me roger corman, star of da bluesky thread
Chuck Wendig: zoopity boopity!
Patricia Highsmith: ain't nothing like a dame!
Comments
Bitter Karella
deeper than before!
David Azzageddi
OF COURSE Dean would be the one to Inception their brains!
Bitter Karella
inception XP
Laurent Guillemard
So meta it's overcursed
