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Midnight Pals: Unfriended
🕑 Added 2025-06-25 19:18:15 +0000 UTCJK Rowling: i was jusst thinking, maybe we should ssecretly photograph women in public bathroomss
Rowling: you know, in casse they're transss
Stephen Fry: so um
Fry: i don't think we should be friends anymore
Rowling: omg that came out of nowhere
Rowling: you can't do unfriend me over my legally protected gender critical beliefss!
Rowling: that'ss literally illegal!
Rowling: you'll hear from my lawyer!
Allison Bailey: [feeding spaghetti to dog] haha look at him go, he loves his spaghetti
Rowling: i cannot believe that Ssstephen Fry doesssn't want to be my friend anymore
Rowling: there wass no warning!
Rowling: it wass like rapid onsset defriending ssyndrome
Rowling: sstephen fry can't jusst not be my friend, right?
Kathleen Stock: a just question, dark lord
Rowling: only i'm allowed to end friendshipsss!
Rowling: he's taking away my agency!
[mysterious circle of robed figures]
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: i want you all to know i've never been friendss with sstephen fry
Kathleen Stock: i thought he narrated your books?
Rowling: WE'VE NEVER BEEN FRIENDSSS
Rowling: alssso we've alwayss been at war with eurassia
Rowling: i think it'ss time we took our fight againsst transs rightss to the next level
Kathleen Stock: but dark lord i thought we won
Rowling: the fight againsst transs rightss can never truly be won, only essscalated
Rowling: itss time that we sstarted photographing women in public resstroomsss
Rowling: itss important becausse
Kathleen Stock: right away, dark lord!
Helen Lewis: at once, dark lord!
Jesse Singal: we'll start today, dark lord!
Rowling: oh wow truth be told i wass expecting more pushback but hey thiss iss great
Rowling: finally, once we've completely normalized creepsshots, women will finally be ssafe
Rowling: to sstop the bathroom pervertss, we musst become bathroom pervertss
Rowling: it sssure is a good thing that UK cellphones don't have a legally mandated shutter sssnap anti-creepshot sssound like in Japan
Rowling: sssure hope no one ever changess that
Rowling: [rising over the stall divider] excusse me i sssaw you acrossss the bar and couldn't help but notice your sssussspiciousssly narrow pelvisssss
Comments
T. Ledoux
+1 Orwell callback
Shirley R
JFC. I want to laugh at the "1984" reference, but I'm too ... numb, actually, wtf everyone out there. I haven't been friends with Stephen Fry since he started telling people "It's just a joke, you need thicker skin!" No, people should learn to be funny without being an asshole. "A Bit of Fry and Laurie" is still mostly funny, but some of it is also absolute cringe.
