Bitter Karella
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Midnight Pals: Bra Sales
🕑 Added 2025-08-06 18:31:54 +0000 UTC[mysterious circle of robed figures]
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: i jussst found out that there exissstsss a transss sssalesss assssociate in a department ssstore
Rowling: apparently ssselling brasss
Rowling: i'm real mad about thisss
Rowling: i heard that thisss transss bra ssaless associate actually asssked a cusstomer if she needed help
Helen Joyce: its getting real bad when the trans think they can just talk to normal people as, like, part of their job description
Joyce: what is the world coming to
Rowling: and did you know that the cussstomer wasss a teenage girl? think about that
Allison Bailey: terrible!
Allison Bailey: those teenage breasts shouldn't be getting fitted for bras
Bailey: they should be receiving tender lesbian caresses
Bailey: it just makes me so sad
Bailey: to think of all the teenage breasts that are not getting fondled by lesbians right now
Bailey: it's a real crime
Bailey: i'm thinking of suing someone about it, see if i don't
Rowling: i am conssidering legal action, of courssse
Joyce: you are?
Rowling: i know, i know, people keep sssaying wah wah wah how do you have legal sstanding, how doesss affect you wah wah wah
Rowling: perhapss thiss giant bag of money will give you the anssswersss you need
Rowling: allisssson i need your needle sharp legal mind on thisss casse right now
Helen Joyce:
Kathleen Stock:
Jesse Singal:
Rowling: a legal mind like a sssteel trap
Rowling: nothing getssss passst allisson bailey
Joyce:
Stock:
Singal:
Rowling: did you finish sssuing that vet who sssaid your dog wasss fat?
Bailey: uhhhh
Bailey: yes!
Rowling: how did that go?
Bailey: uhhh i uhhh
Bailey: i won
Bailey: yeah yeah that's the ticket
Bailey: i won!
Bailey: those TRA thugs will think twice before calling a dog fat again let me tell you
Bailey: i totally won that lawsuit against my vet and the judge said that i was totally right and also very smart and they gave me a big medal for standing up for the rights of lesbian breast touching
Bailey: i mean fat dogs
Bailey: yessireee
Bailey: that all totally happened
Rowling: that all checkss out
Rowling: here, have another big bag of harry potter licensssing money
Stock: are you sure you don't want to double check any of this first?
Rowling: no no i have complete confidence in allissson'sss legal acumen
Rowling: i'm ssure itss fine
Stock: hey can i have a big bag of harry potter licensing money too? i want to write an academic paper about what the trans are doing to the soil
Rowling: ssoundsss good, here you go
Joyce: i want to write an article about how i'm being silenced
Rowling: nice. here's a bag of money for you too
Graham Linehan: dark lord i would be ever so gratified if i could
Rowling: fuck off
Linehan: y-you didn't even hear my proposal!
Rowling: get this guy out of here
Linehan: [being dragged away by 3 surly terfs] i was always loyal dark lord!! always loyal!!!
Rowling: god that'sss ssso embarrasssing
Comments
Bitter Karella
they really thought they had something with Nick Frost XD
Bitter Karella
Yup, you got it!
Denise Farrell
Is "what the trans are doing to the soil" a Dead Milkmen reference? Or do I just have too many lyrics constantly stuck in my head? 👀
Shirley R
Potter McCuntface is an executive producer on that series, too. They tried to entice me by showing me Nick Frost as the perfect Hagrid, but fuck that bitch. I will not be contributing to the streaming numbers.
