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Midnight Pals: Anti-woke campfire
🕑 Added 2025-07-07 17:32:31 +0000 UTCKing: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the clown that lived in the sewers
Dan Simmons: i've had enough of you and your wokescold cultural marxist oppression
King:
Simmons: help help i'm being oppressed by your wokescold cultural marxist oppression
Simmons: but now i've finally found a campfire for politically homeless free thinkers with maverick points of view
Simmons: and the most interesting thing about this anti-woke campfire
Simmons: is that its in a place where you wouldn't normally expect an anti-woke campfire
Simmons: no longer will I be forced to conform to your narrow-minded PC narrow mindedness
Simmons: i can give free rein to the dangerous thoughts that you blue-haired social warriors find so threatening
Simmons: thoughts like
Simmons: "won't someone rid me of this turbulent greta thunberg"
Simmons: goodbye forever, wokies! you won't be seeing me again!
Simmons: i'm off to a campfire where free thinking is celebrated
Lovecraft: wow! what's it like?
Simmons: oh it's so cool
Simmons: it's like if the thule society was populated by a bunch of tucker maxes
Lovecraft: can i come?
Simmons: hmmm i don't know
Simmons: are you a fearless truth teller unafraid to tweak the noses of the PC establishment?
Lovecraft: well
Lovecraft: i am racist against all minorities
Simmons: hmm
Simmons: you do make a strong case for membership
Simmons: sorry howard i've reviewed your application & i'm afraid i have to reject you from the anti-woke campfire
Lovecraft: what?! but why?
Simmons: your character witness says you're ONLY as racist as the average man of your time
Simmons: we're looking for people with exceptional achievements in racism
Simmons: some real gold star racists
Simmons: real innovators in the field of racism
Simmons: and, sorry, but this is some basic bitch racism
Lovecraft: i can change!
Simmons: sorry howard
Simmons: i was considering admitting you
Simmons: some of these racist bonafides seemed pretty convincing
Simmons: but then "deep cuts in a lovecraftian vein" added context
Lovecraft: ugh!! they're always adding context and ruining my fun!!
Lovecraft: curse that shifty Italian yegg!
[anti-woke campfire]
curtis yarvin: welcome to the anti-woke campfire
Yarvin: to prove your allegience to anti-woke, first you must give the osculum infame to this graven image of peter thiel
Yarvin: then you must forsake all worship of the anomalous woman greta thunberg
Big Ball Burritos: so then i realized if i work at the gas station, i can gas up my camaro for free
Roxxxane Mengele-von Ribbontropf: [rolling the worst joint you've ever seen in your life] that's so hot
Dan Simmons: finally! my intellectual peers!
Comments
Bitter Karella
checks out XD
Bitter Karella
love to see your standard teenage dirtbag edgelord being hailed as the savior of literature XD
T. Ledoux
“your character witness says you're ONLY as racist as the average man of your time”
Claire Hiria Ahuriri-Dunning
So glad you bring this up, I've been seething ever since reading that fucking rolling stone article. lOoK At Us W'eRe sO EdGy, WrItErs in LA wiTh TikI tOrChEs... I'm never getting those minutes of my life back...
