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Midnight Pals: Red Peak
🕑 Added 2025-07-23 16:08:17 +0000 UTCCraig DiLouie: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the children of red peak
Guillermo del Toro: ah! you mean
DiLouie: no
DiLouie: no i don't mean
DiLouie: people keep making that mistake but i don't mean
DiLouie: this is a story about three survivors of a childhood cult experience
DiLouie: now you wouldn't expect this, but the cult started out pretty okay at first
DiLouie: you know, growing vegetables, singing Michael Row the Boat ashore
DiLouie: nothing that would lead you to believe it would go bad
DiLouie: now one of these cult survivors grew up to be a musician
King: oh! you know i'm something of a musician myself
Barker: oh god here it comes
King: maybe you've heard of the
Barker: stop
King: rock bottom
Barker: stop
King: remainCLIVE CAN YOU NOT FOR JUST FIVE SECONDS
DiLouie: the musician in my book started out doing black metal thrash core
DiLouie: but he eventually switched to dark vibe puke wave
DiLouie: anyway what kind of music do the rock bottom remainders do?
King: um
King: we do
King: we do um
King: covers mostly
King: but don't let that fool you
King: we're still pretty cool
DiLouie:
King: okay, admittedly, we're not dr. demento cool
King: but we are FUMP cool
DiLouie:
King: but we COULD do dark vibe puck wave
DiLouie: puke wave
King: yeah yeah we could do that
Barker: don't make promises you can't keep steve
King: no no we could totally do dark vibe puke wave
King: if i knew what it was
King: todd whats dark vibe puke wave
Todd Keisling: its kind of like if you took trauma dump witch house and crossed it with mumble shit blood punk
Keisling: there's some spider brothel influence as well
King: ok i'm going to retool the rock bottom remainders to do dank hot park wave
Keisling: are you doing dark vibe puke wave east coast or dark vibe punk wave west coast?
King: uhhhh
King: west coast?
Keisling: dark vibe puke wave west coast pre-reconciliation or dark vibe punk wave west coast post-reconciliation?
King: dark vibe puke wave west coast pre-reconciliation
Keisling: dark vibe puke wave west coast pre-reconciliation lite or dark wive punk wave west coast post-reconciliation classic?
King: dark vibe punk wave west coast post-reconciliation classic
Keisling: dark vibe puke wave west coast pre-reconciliation classic ultra or dark vibe punk wave west coast post-reconciliation classic mega?
King: dark wive punk wave west coast post-reconciliation classic mega
Keisling: dark wive punk wave west coast post-reconciliation classic mega (worm sound) or dark wive punk wave west coast post-reconciliation classic mega (no worm sound)
King: dark wive punk wave west coast post-reconciliation classic mega (worm sound)
Keisling: pfft
Keisling: poser
Nyx Fears: [incoherent screaming]
King: hey you're pretty good at that cacophonous music
King: would you consider joining the rock bottom remainders?
Fears: no way man! I'll never sell out!
Fears: i only play new scream shit gore chunks vomit prolapsed anus thrash death massive internal bleeding head wound rat turd manslaughter murder wave
Comments
T. Ledoux
Craig DiLouie has joined the campfire! 🔥
Bitter Karella
real heads know XD
John Ross
As a fan of The FUMP since near the beginning I feel that Burn and still cannot quite disagree with it.
