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Midnight Pals: Flesh for Frankenstein
🕑 Added 2025-08-12 17:24:15 +0000 UTCPaul Morrissey: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of andy warhol's frankenstein
Barker: uh huh
Barker: was andy warhol involved?
Morrissey: why are you asking questions when you already know the answer
Bram Stoker: ugh are you going to make this one all sexy too?
Morrissey: i thought you approved of dracula getting sick from the blood of whores
Barker: c'mon man
Barker: do the voice
Morrissey: sorry i meant the blood of hoooooorss
Barker: hahah classic!
Stoker: i did but then i thought about it
Stoker: and i started to think that maybe this whole thing about dracula not being able to drink the blood of sexually active women had some
Stoker: some sexual connotations
Barker: how so, bram
Stoker: i started to think
Stoker: it might be a gay thing
Barker: damn you thought that huh?
Stoker: it just clicked
Barker: and you don't approve of that either?
Stoker: i do not approve of any of the meats of our sexual stew
Mary Shelley: sup fuckers?
Shelley: you talkin about frankenstein?
Stoker: actually we were talking about dracula
Shelley: why are you doing that when you could be talking about frankenstein?
Shelley: you should all be talking about frankenstein
Stoker: paul totally ruined dracula by making it all sexual, now he's going to do the same thing to frankenstein!
Shelley: yeah he better
Shelley: you better make this frankenstein real sexy
Morrissey: in europe, its called 'flesh for frankenstein'
Shelley: hell yeah
Shelley: that bodes well
Morrissey: so dr frankenstein, as you know, was obsessed with creating the perfect serbian ubermensch
Morrissey: to the point that he's ignoring his incredibly horny wife
Shelley: oh that's a problem
Shelley: that never goes good
Shelley: right percy?
Percy Shelley: yes dear
Morrissey: dr frankenstein just can't create a monster that's horny enough
Morrissey: so he sends his assistant otto to find a hornier brain that he can put in the monster
King: excuse me
King: don't you mean igor?
Morrissey: no in this telling his name is otto
Morrissey: pay attention
King: but paul, EVERYONE knows that frankenstein's sidekick is igor!
Poe: yeah you can't just change a classic piece of the frankenstein canon like that!
King: it's igor, right, mary?
Mary Shelley: who the fuck is igor
King: you know, igor! frankenstein's sidekick
Shelley: what
Stoker: he's frankenstein's renfield
Shelley: i don't know what the fuck you're talking about but also i think you mean that renfield is dracula's igor, don't you, bram
Stoker:
Shelley: DON'T YOU
Stoker: [sweating] yeah that's what i meant
Comments
Claire Hiria Ahuriri-Dunning
yes dear XD
Shirley R
"To know death, Otto, you have to fuck life... in the gall bladder!" I don't use this quote out loud anymore, it takes to long to explain, lol.
