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Midnight Pals: Lovecraft Tea
🕑 Added 2025-10-12 16:02:23 +0000 UTCMuriel Eddy: hello dear readers
Eddy: are you ready for some delicious gossip about your good friend hp lovecraft?
Eddy: remember you heard it hear first
Eddy: off the record, on the QT, and very hush hush
Poe: no now Muriel, howard's a friend and we don't gossip here
Barker: shut up edgar i want to hear this
Barker: this tea better be hot
Eddy: oh it's hot
Eddy: PIPING hot
Barker: well don't keep us is suspense!
Barker: spill it!
Eddy: now you didn't hear it from me but howard had a girlfriend
Barker: oh yeah Sonia
Barker: we all know about sonia
Eddy: oh yes there WAS Sonia greene
Eddy: but also hazel heald
Barker: what the
Barker: there was a SECOND girlfriend?
Barker: that's just too much to believe
Eddy: hold on to your hats, dear readers
Eddy: cuz there's more
Eddy: because not only did howard date Sonia greene AND hazel heald
Eddy: there was also Winifred Jackson
Barker: THREE girlfriends???
Barker: what the hell
Barker: this is blowing my mind
Muriel Eddy: and, of course, howard loved chocolate, roses, and soft dreamy music
King:
Koontz:
Barker:
Poe:
Barker: did he now
Eddy: oh yes
Barker: well boy that is a side of howard i don't think any of us knew about
Barker: it's kind of crazy to think that howard's had THREE girlfriends
Barker: that's more than steve and dean put together!
King:
Koontz:
Mary Shelley: sup fuckers
Poe: we just learned that howard had 3 girlfriends
Barker: and they were all so normal!
Barker: he never even fucked one on a parent's grave
Mary Shelley: what was that
Barker: i said
Shelley:
Barker: never mind
Shelley: yeah that's what i thought
Mary Shelley: oh howard had THREE girlfriends? la dee dah
Shelley: wow that's just so crazy
Shelley: better alert the media cuz howard fuckin lovecraft had THREE girlfriends
King: you gotta admit, mary, that's more girlfriends than you've had
Shelley: i admit no such thing
Barker: i'm just saying, howard's lovelife seems so normal
Barker: like, he's not even marrying a cousin!
Poe:
Barker: or
Piers Anthony:
Barker: or jesus christ anything that you do
Barker: i always just assumed howard's lovelife would be umβ¦
Poe: creepier?
Barker: yeah creepier
Poe: weirder?
Barker: yeah weirder
Poe: more upsetting?
Barker: yeah, more upsetting
Eddy: howard tell us
Eddy: all modern fellas are jealous
Eddy: ducks always envy the swans
Eddy: who got Sonia and Winifred and hazel
Eddy: here's another thing you might not know about howard
Eddy: he loved cats
King:
Koontz:
Barker:
Poe:
Eddy: like he REALLY loved cats
Eddy: especially black cats
King: oh i don't like where this is going
Comments
Bitter Karella
you're too smart for that XD
Bitter Karella
real heads know ;)
Claire Hiria Ahuriri-Dunning
Came for Mary Shelley dishing it out and getting dished on / Stayed for the little Tom Lehrer reference XD
Katy M.
You are NOT going to get me to search for "Lovecraft cat".
