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Midnight Pals: Dinosaurs
🕑 Added 2025-10-20 17:12:15 +0000 UTCDean Koontz: you know what you guys?
King: now dean you know you've got to say the words
Poe: oh it's dean, steve
Poe: let him have this
King: saying the words is part of the fun, edgar
King: besides he's got to learn sometime
Koontz: you know what guys?
Koontz: you know if i had to write a story set in any decade
Koontz: you know what decade I would set it in?
Lovecraft: The 30s?
King: The 50s?
Grady Hendrix [doing a sick skateboard flip]: The 90s?
Koontz: nope! you're all wrong!
Koontz: I would set it a million billion years ago!
King: what??
Koontz: in dinosaur times!!
Koontz: cuz dinosaurs are real coooOOooooOOoool
Koontz: that's right! bet ya none of you thought of that!
King: what?!?
King: young man, you can't just set a story in dinosaur times!
Poe: now now steve
Poe: there's nothing in the rule book that says dean can't set a story in dinosaur times
Koontz: they're real big! they're real tough!
Koontz: i can play with them real rough!
Koontz: [waving around action figure] rar!
Koontz: scared ya, didn't I?
King: oh boy you sure did!
King: i'm just shaking!
Barker:
King: clive
King: clive be nice
Barker:
Michael Crichton: I'll do you one better, dean
Crichton: what if there was a story about dinosaurs existing in the present day?
Koontz: WHOAAA!!
Koontz: you mean dinotopia?!?
Crichton: no
Crichton: not dinotopia
Crichton: i'm talking about a story where there's a futuristic amusement park where dinosaurs are brought to life through advanced cloning techniques
Crichton: i call it
Crichton: Billy and the cloneasaurus
Stephen Kozeniewski: oh you have got to be kidding sir!!
Comments
Claire Hiria Ahuriri-Dunning
Crichton: no Crichton: not dinotopia XDXDXDXDXD
Shirley R
Dinosaurs are so cool that I sat through WAY more Jurassic movies than I should have. It's just willful ignorance at this point.
