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Midnight Pals: Running Man
🕑 Added 2025-11-15 20:44:20 +0000 UTCKing: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the running man
King: it's about a dystopian future where real people's pain is exploited for television ratings
King: you might even call it
King: reality TV
Koontz: wow! this sounds cool!
Koontz: i just have one question
King: what's that, dean?
Koontz: why isn't Pennywise in this?
King:
Koontz: you know, pennywise the dancing clown
King: i am aware of who pennywise is, dean
King: well dean, it just wouldn't make sense for pennywise to be in the running man
Barker: no no actually
Barker: dean's got a point
Barker: if you think about it
Barker: it actually doesn't make sense for pennywise NOT to be in the running man
Poe: clive
King: that doesn't make any sense
King: it's a story about a horrible dystopian surveillance state future! how would an evil cosmic clown that eats kids fit into that?
Barker: hey man
Barker: that's YOUR job to figure out
King: I
King:
Poe: oh actually he's got you there, steve
King: NO HE DOESN'T!!
King: it's a completely different kind of story!
Barker: yeah but don't you have, like, stephen king-a-verse or something?
Barker: pretty sure i saw you making cross-pollinational references
King: yeah but
King: everyone does that!
King: howard does that!
HP Lovecraft: he's right, i do that
King: you can't just expect that every character is going to appear in every story!
King: what would that even look like?
Ernest Cline: hold on there steve
Cline: i can help
Cline: imagine, steve
Cline: what if you had pennywise
Cline: dating randall flag
Cline: and together raising the firestarter kid
Cline: while living in the overlook hotel?
King:
Cline: YOU'RE WELCOME
Comments
Claire Hiria Ahuriri-Dunning
Oh god, a random appearance from Ernest Cline IS my specific version of Pennywise talking from the gutter, gross
John Ross
In a slightly darker timeline, a few years from now, a tv producer will ask an AI to write the Steven king universe TV show. It will find this and from there a fusion of faulty towers and Steven kings dark tower series will come forth… and for all I know it’s dark origins I will still hate watch the stuff out of it.
