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Midnight Pals: Making a Spectacle
🕑 Added 2025-11-24 18:04:32 +0000 UTCBeatrice Winifred Iker: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the demon at the HBCU
Lovecraft: what's a HBCU
Iker: it's a historically bl
Poe: oh no don't say it in front of howard
Poe: the abbreviation will do just fine
Iker: "don't say it in front of howard?"
Poe: yeah we don't want to get howard agitated
Iker:
Poe: you have to understand, howard is a little bit racist
Iker:
Iker:
Iker: cool
Iker: feeling really welcome here tonight
Poe: no no no it's ok
Poe: he's just a little bit racist
Iker:
Iker: what
August Derleth: he's only as racist as the average man of his day
Iker: this is not assuaging me
Iker: Zora is a new student at a historically black college in the south
Iker: a south full of conjure and strange swampy southern gothic secrets
Iker: secrets like her dog, which is invisible
Dean Koontz: invisible?!
Koontz: but i wanna see it!!!!
Iker: she uses a mojo dog to keep her dog invisible
Iker: because there's one thing you need to know about Bricksbury University
Iker: NOOOO DOGS ALLOWED
Iker: You're not our crowd
Iker: Obey the signs
Iker: And boundary lines
Koontz: i wish i had an invisibility mojo bag :(
King: what would you do with an invisibility mojo bag dean
Koontz: i'd do the same thing zora's doing
King: but you don't need to do that
King: your mom lets you keep a dog
Koontz: yeah, but just one >:(
Iker: Zora sits down, projecting an aura of inactivity
Iker: then she stood up, with an air of movement
Iker: and cast a protection spell, with a spell of protection
Iker: welcome to historic bricksbury campus
Iker: the most storied and venerable of institutions
Iker: with a noticeably low crime rate because its protected by a demon
Iker: i mean this demon works better than any sort of campus security
Iker: other colleges should really consider looking into this
Iker: the founder of the college made a deal with God to get a demon to protect the college
King: wait is that usually how it works?
King: cuz in my experience God usually doesn't send demons
Iker: who's telling this story?
Iker: she's checking her cowries
Iker: wearing her tigers eye amulet
Iker: listening to her podcasts
Iker: moisturized
Iker: thriving
Iker: in her lane
Iker: zora's in the woods
Iker: then she gets taken back to her apartment
Iker: now she's going back to the woods
Iker: whoops! back to her apartment
Iker: woods
Iker: apartment
Iker: woods
Iker: apartment
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Gary McCammon
I see someone else remembers those Charlie Brown movies 😸
