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Midnight Pals: Christmas Forever
🕑 Added 2026-01-22 17:00:22 +0000 UTCCharles Dickens: merry Christmas, everyone!
King:
Poe:
Koontz:
Barker:
Lovecraft:
Poe: it's January, Charles
Dickens: not to me!
Dickens: to me, it's always Christmas!
Dickens: who's in the mood for another dickens holiday classic?
Poe: it's not really the season, Charles
Dickens: it's Christmas all year long as far as I'm concerned, edgar!
Dickens: the people want more Christmas stories and by kris kringle i'm gonna give it to them!!
Dickens: cuz we all know the real reason for the season
Dickens: endless Christmas carol sequels!
Poe:
Koontz:
King:
Barker:
Lovecraft:
Dickens: i got bills to pay!!
Poe: look, Charles, we all loved a Christmas carol
Dickens: you're damn straight you did!
Dickens: I'm the man who saved Christmas!
Poe: yes, of course but
Dickens: everyone's always talking about jesus is the reason for the season
Dickens: but i'm the guy that made Christmas magical, damnit!!
Poe: look a Christmas carol was great
Poe: but these sequels
Poe: they're just uh
Poe: how should i put this
Barker: allow me, edgar
Poe: no clive i don't need your help on this
Barker: i insist
Poe: I DO NOT NEED YOUR HELP ON THIS
Poe: what we're trying to say, Charles
Poe: is that Christmas stories are really best enjoyed during Christmas time
Dickens: ha ha edgar you kidder
Dickens: that's silly
Dickens: Christmas stories are best enjoyed all year long!
Dickens: c'mon guys how about a rousing round of Jingle Bells?
Poe: no Charles you don't need to
Dickens: JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE ALL THE WAY!!!
Dickens: OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
Dickens: IN A ONE HORSE OPEN SLEIGH!!!
Dickens: c'mon, everyone, join in!
Koontz: jingle bells, batman smells
Koontz: robin laid an egg!
Koontz: the batmobile lost a
Dickens: STOP IT
Dickens: dean, that was wholly inappropriate
Dickens: DEAN, HOW DARE YOU BESMIRCH THE SANCTITY OF CHRISTMAS
Koontz: i just wanted to sing too :(
Barker: lighten up, chuck, he's just having a laugh
Dickens: you put him up to this didn't you, clive
Barker: moi????
Dickens: DON'T PLAY COY WITH ME
Dickens: I KNOW YOUR TYPE
Barker: i am shocked and appalled
Dickens: that's the problem with all of you!
Dickens: none of you take Christmas seriously!
Dickens: except you, Judith, you're okay
Judith Sonnet: uhhh ha ha yeah
Comments
Pamela Adams
Now I need to look up Judith Sonnet's work!
Bitter Karella
there;s also deck the halls with gasoline XD
Pamela Adams
Go, Dean! Now we have to find out what versions the rest of the Pals know.
