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(Quickie) Goldilocks Returns
🕑 Added 2026-02-11 19:10:07 +0000 UTC
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Othesen
Should have been done the first time around. Stealing porridge like that?
Michael Driston
Miss Muffet provides plenty of variations: Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, Scrolling her time away, Along came her dad, taking the pad, And blistered her bottom that day. Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, Scrolling the time away, Along came the crone, snatching her phone, And goodness her bottom did pay
Michael Driston
Mary had a little lamb, That got in Wilson's grass, He couldn't harm the little ewe, So he blistered Mary's ass. or Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, Neglecting her lessons all day, Along came her mother—voice loud as the thunder And soon her bottom did pay.
Darianblood
Serves her right!
Nonanon
LOL
jakx05
Finally, a happy ending to that story. Now if only someone could take care of Jill for not fetching that pail of water.
