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Akuyaku Reijou ni Nanka Narimasen - Chapter 406 (407*)
🕑 Added 2023-06-24 07:07:37 +0000 UTCStart of experimenting.
I immediately contacted various parties. The first to come up with an idea was Milfi.
“They say Holy Water is a miracle of Gods. How about using it?"
“Adopted!!”
Idea 1: Let’s try using Holy Water!
Holy Water is basically used by sprinkling it. So we made it into a bath! By the way, since it can’t be brought into dreams, we’re borrowing the Descent Room of the Shiva Temple in Saintya, which is a Hero’s privilege.
It’s supposed to be a place where you can hear the voice of God. According to the agreement of the Gods, this is the only place where Gods and humans can coexist. In other words, it’s okay for Rosarin to be with Shiva as Rosarin here.
“Rosarin.”
“Yes.”
“Isn’t it boiling?”
“To enhance the effect, I boiled it down a lot! So please go ahead!”
“Rejected! Extract it with an alchemy pot instead of boiling it down! At such high temperatures, I will turn into a stew! Even if I don’t die, there’s still pain!”
Since Shiva cried, I reluctantly used an alchemy pot from my hideout. Shiva is so selfish.
“Rosarin.”
“Yes.”
“What is this?”
“(Former) Holy Water.”
Yes. I understand what Shiva wants to say. Maybe I put too much effort into it. It’s past the point of being water and has become slime-like, and it’s sparkling and shining, and it’s gurgling a little… a lot.
“Let’s try using it for now!”
“Nooooo! It’s gross! It’s slimy!”
I mercilessly rubbed it on Shiva.
“Don’t be selfish! I stopped using hot water, so bear with it! If you disappear because you’re weak, I will have an unseasy conscience!”
“Uwaaaaaaan!!”
1 hour late.
“”...............””
The slime disappeared. And Shiva’s skin became SOFT.
“…… Um, it has a beautifying effect… Did your power return?”
“……… A little?”
Experiment result = The effect is not very good. The beautifying effect is excellent, though.
Next, Ernst came up with an idea.
“Maybe the source of a Gods’ power is magic power? How about sharing it?”
“Adopted!!”
Idea 2: Let’s try sharing magic power!
I am the best at controlling magic power here, so it’s my turn! Of course, I’ll do it!
I synchronized the magic power…
“Ugh…”
“Rosarin!?”
As soon as I tried to synchronize with Shiva’s magic, I felt sick, and it became difficult to move. It was magic sickness.
“Ugh, I feel sick…”
I immediately took out some medicine and drank it slowly. Carbonated drinks make you choke if you drink them all at once.
“Are you okay?”
“It’s impossible. The Rosalie part of me becomes very unstable. It’s impossible to share while suffering from magic sickness.”
Result = Unable to perform due to magic sickness.
“How about making medicine with plants that have magic power?”
“Adopted!!”
Idea 3: Let’s try making medicine!
“Rosarin-san.”
“Yes.”
“It looks like a drink that needs a huge courage to drink.”
“Do your best☆”
My brother’s special “God Recovery Special Drink” had a vicious appearance, disregarding the taste. It was like red and green and purple sludge, with eyeballs floating up and down. By the way, the eyeballs were not real, they were the fruit of Einball, a legitimate fruit. Apparently, using it whole increases the medicinal effect.
“This is a drink my brother put a lot of thought in! Drink it without complaining!”
“Kuh… Shiva! Going in!”
Gulp, gulp, gulp……… thud.
“Shiva!?”
There’s no answer.
Looks like normal Shiva to me.
“No, this is not the time to be joking! Shiva, are you okay!?”
“It’s so bitter and sour!!”
Shiva ran away. It seems that he vomited.
“Ugh… It was an indescribable taste that couldn’t be expressed by just being bad…”
Shiva is sitting in a ball, sobbing.
“Here, have some more.”
“No way!!”
Shiva cried.
“Don’t cry! You’re a God, right? This one is much better than before!”
“Huh?”
“The previous one was a ‘drink that doesn’t consider taste but prioritizes efficacy,’ this one is a ‘drink that tastes better but has less effect.’”
“Why did you bring that one out first!”
“I thought that if the not too-bad tasting one came first, the impact of the worse one would be lessened.”
Shiva was convinced and took the blue, purple, and green drink with trembling hands.
Gulp, gulp, gulp…
“… It’s better than before.”
Shiva barely managed not to vomit.
“So, what’s the effect?”
"……… Minimal? Honestly, it’s not worth enduring that taste for this much… "
“Huh? Shiva, isn’t your chest swollen?”
“………… Yeah. It’s about the same size as yours.”
I tried touching it. It wasn’t as big as Mystia’s, but it was pretty good.
Result = Although there was some kind of effect, the taste was harsh. The God cried that it was not worth enduring for the little effect it had, though. For some reason, his breasts swelled.
Note: The breasts deflated after about an hour. I checked with my brother, but the cause was unknown.
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