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Akuyaku Reijou ni Nanka Narimasen - Chapter 472
🕑 Added 2024-03-16 05:23:00 +0000 UTCTsukkomi and a report minute too late.
After Kurarin left, I stared at the sky for a while. And then, I remembered.
"Kanata-san! Are you here!?"
"Oh? What's up?"
Kanata-san strolled leisurely over. It's been a while. Shushu-san was here too.
"Kanata-san! Where did your ‘What the hell’ go'!? There were so many opportunities for retorts earlier, right!?"
"When there are too many human retorts, it becomes impossible to retort."
Kanata-san looked into the distance. No, upon closer inspection, his eyes seemed as lifeless as dead fish.
"... Oh..."
"You're wasting your breath with that English pronunciation. Anyway, why did that old man cross-dress and become a samurai!?"
"That’s where we are starting!?"
Come to think of it, Kanata-san met Kurarin for the first time. So we are starting from here?
"Why was there also a big old man with wings!?"
"That is probably the result of trauma implanted by Saintya."
"What were you really up to, Rosarin-chan!?"
"... Various things? No, that's (probably) not my fault (even though I was involved)! Don't blame everything on me! It's defamation! I'll sue and win!"
"You said various things from the start! Isn't that just dodging responsibility from the beginning!? Admit it! It's not surprising since you're always causing troubles of all kinds!!"
"Kuh... using leading questions is unfair..."
"I'm not using leading questions! You blabbered on your own, you fool!!"
Kanata-san seemed like he wanted to retort, but he seemed to be gathering his retorting power by reading the atmosphere. A splendid retort indeed.
"Rinka, learn from this. This is a true retort artisan."
"Who's a retort artisan, you fool!!"
I got scolded. Not even small retorts are overlooked... truly remarkable.
Kanata-san continued to retort from big things to small things thereafter.
"Don't eat other people's stuff, but more importantly, that's not even food!!"
“"Indeed!!"”
Rinka also joined in with supporting remarks.
"... What do you want, Rosarin?"
"She's probably relieved. She seems to be having fun."
"... I see."
To Dirk, who overflowed with a motherly love-like affection, Lavita-kun seemed to give up on retorting.
Kanata-san was still retorting. Someone seemingly capable of stopping retorts that seem to last forever has appeared.
"Father-sama."
"Tousama."
"Tou~tama."
"Nyaa, let's play~"
They're the preciously cute angels of Kanata-san's house.
"Katrina, Shulek, Canary, Shukul! Have you come!? And Andre..."
"Sorry..."
Andre-san was covered in bite marks.
"Not Andre!"
"We like Tousama!"
At the merciless words of the children, Andre-san had tears in his eyes. Stop it!!
"Stop it! Don't bully Andre!"
(Yes~)
"Uoooh... Kanata-san... I want to hold your angels for a bit..."
"No."
"Nope."
"Nah..."
“... (Tears welling up).”
Completely rejected, huh? These little ones can say NO now, huh? I understand. Kanata-san, you're too enviable!!
As I gazed at Kanata-san with jealousy and envy, a fluffy thing wound around my legs.
"Nya, nyaan~"
Black cat Dirk-san said, "You should love the cuteness of me, who is cuter than the little fluffs. Well, since it can't be helped, you can hug, kiss, and pat my belly."
*This is just Rosalind's convenient interpretation, and may differ from reality.
"Dirk~ fluffy~"
"Funyu..."
After thoroughly patting Dirk, a voice came from behind.
"Rosarin, is now a good time?"
"Kurarin!?"
"We meet again."
"No, we just parted ways earlier."
Kanata-san immediately retorted.
"It’s Kurarin’s first job as a God."
Gracefully ignoring it, Kurarin said,
"Lovita."
"... It's Lavita."
"I'll turn Lovita into a human."
Kurarin also gracefully ignored Lavita-kun's retort. She waved the Godless sword, which now looked like a magical girl's wand, and scattered sparkling light onto Lavita-kun.
"Phew, mission complete. Let's meet again, Rosarin."
Kurarin floated up into the sky again. I caught a glimpse of her strawberry panties. I averted my gaze so as not to look.
"Rosarin, Rinka, make your wishes to the Gods through Kurarin for a while."
"Why?"
"The other Gods are all worn out from using too much power."
"................"
Worn out? Oh, right, those radiant beings granted such outrageous wishes... Could it be they're running low on power!?
"Hurry up and say it earlier!!"
"I’d like you to inform us earlier!!
"Say it quickly!!"
Rinka, Kanata-san, Lavita, and I retorted. I had to hastily transmit to the entire world, "Everyone of the world! Please help me with prayers... No, please help us!!"
Later, Poppo-chan said the Gods were seriously in trouble.
Hurry up and say it earlier! Please!! Anyway, the Gods somehow returned to normal. With this, is the matter resolved... I wonder?
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