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Akuyaku Reijou ni Nanka Narimasen - Chapter 481
🕑 Added 2024-04-20 04:44:02 +0000 UTCPunishment cleaning and Rinka-san.
Rinka’s Point of View
Hello everyone. I'm Watase Rinka. I'm currently in the backyard. It's for the after-school punishment cleaning.
Lavita-kun and Ditz-kun also came to help. However...
"This vast backyard to clean..."
It's good that I'm not alone, but it's so big I feel like crying. And it's filled with vigorous weeds. Do I have to pull them all out? I wonder how long it will take to do that... As I was staring into the distance, I heard cheerful voices.
It was my spirit kings (albeit small).
"Lord! Let me help!"
"I'll help too!"
The Spirit King of Wind, Konbaru, swiftly gathered fallen leaves and trash with the wind and cut down the weeds.
The Spirit King of Fire, Suou, burned the fallen leaves, trash, and cut weeds to ashes.
The Spirit King of Water, Ruri, washed away the ground with water and cleared away the small stones and weed roots.
The Spirit King of Earth, Shitan, leveled the muddy ground and neatly made a path.
The Spirit King of Green, Moegi, beautifully arranged the trees.
“””.........”””
The overgrown backyard, which I didn't know where to start with, became beautiful in no time. It was practically at the level of a garden.
What should I do about this?
I reported to Mrs. Sally, prepared to be scolded. I honestly told her that I didn't do anything and that my spirit friends helped me.
"Since the spirits did it out of goodwill, I suppose we can't help it this time."
By the way, it seems the punishment cleaning was supposed to be just picking up trash, not weeding. Clearly, we went overboard.
"... Duke Carlisle's son isn't here, is he?"
With a sigh, Mrs. Sally went off to search for the spoiled brat.
"So, are we going home?"
"Hey! Ditz!! Why aren't you coming to me! I'm paying you a high salary! Get to work already!!"
"... Guh!?"
Ditz-kun suddenly got punched. It looked quite painful. Besides, Ditz-kun's employment contract should have expired already, but Duke Carlisle's son probably doesn't know that yet.
"What are you doing!!"
Lavita-kun and I immediately intervened.
"Shut up! Don't talk to me, you peasant girl! This is none of your business!!"
It's not going to end well like this!! Then, I've got my own thoughts too! If they do something to you, you do it back! It's basic to return tenfold!!
"If that's the case, we'll use force too! It's punishment time!! Transform, Tsu-san!!"
And thus, Duke Carlisle's son was forcibly transformed into a magical girl. He became a magical girl in a sailor uniform style, with bare legs and exposed midriff.
Duke Carlisle's son was quite handsome, so it suited him to some extent, but the unshaved leg hair was quite noticeable. Also, his belly button hair was thick. The level of disappointment is beyond words.
“........ Huh?”
"Strategic retreat! Let's run! When in doubt, run away using any means necessary!!"
Grabbing Lavita-kun with my right hand and Ditz-kun with my left, I activated a speed-boosting spell and dashed away fiercely.
"Eh!?"
"Whoa!?"
We have to escape while the opponent is bewildered!! If he regains his senses, he’ll surely be furious!!
And thus, we managed to escape.
"Hafu~"
"... Haah, haah."
"Haah, haah, haah, haah, haah."
Ditz-kun was panting heavily. He kinda looked like a bit of a pervert, so it might be better to stop. Anyway, we entered a nearby café.
Ditz-kun was still panting heavily. I ordered him an iced tea for starters. He was drinking it so fast that he asked for a refill. I also drank iced tea. Yeah, it's refreshing and delicious.
"... Are you okay?"
"It's... cough... embarrassing... I should be... cough... more fit... losing to a girl in endurance..."
Ditz-kun seems really beaten down. I kinda feel sorry for him. I used body strengthening techniques and the results of my training too.
"But... pfft... fuhaha… that was something else... hahaha... no, it's the perfect prank on that arrogant guy."
"... Pfft."
Lavita-kun laughed too. Indeed, it's quite laughable.
"Ahaha, isn’t that so? He won't be able to take it off for a week!"
“”.........””
Huh? Lavita-kun and Ditz-kun had tense expressions and were frozen in place.
"Is that so?"
"Yes. Well, if I deactivate it, it should be fine."
"Do you intend to deactivate it?"
"I'll consider it if he comes and apologize."
Ditz-kun's expression was strained. Lavita-kun looked resigned.
"... Ditz, sorry to ask this of this, but please take care of Rinka. Being Rosarin's relative, she occasionally does... unexpected and outrageous things."
".................. I'll handle it."
“Objection! I am nowhere near close to Rosarin-chan’s level!”
“Anything relatively close to Rosarin’s level is bad, no?”
"............"
Lavita-kun was thinking something about Rosarin-chan, but I didn't say anything, acknowledging it by staying silent.
"Oh, and in case Ditz-kun's place is targeted with anything, I'd like to set up a barrier or curse."
"A barrier is fine, but a curse?"
Ditz-kun's expression was strained. His handsome face was getting ruined.
"Yes. A curse where anyone who tries to harm the house or its inhabitants will constantly wet themselves. They'll have a body that can't let go of diapers."
"That's subtly terrifying!!"
"It's straight from Rosarin-chan's teachings."
"... Because it's Rosarin."
Lavita-kun was pale. It's practically a magical incantation by now.
"... What on earth is Rosarin-sama?"
“"There's no other way to describe her than 'Rosarin'."”
I might be a weirdo myself, but I think Rosarin-chan is even more eccentric.
After peacefully enjoying tea time, I set up barriers and curses at Ditz-kun's place. Now (at least for Ditz-kun) everything should be fine! Just in case, I also gave charms to his family and servants. You never know what might happen.
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