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This is Your Fault for Not Answering - M4A
🕑 Added 2022-08-26 16:49:40 +0000 UTC"I hope you're having a good night out baby!"
"Miss you! 💋"
"Hey uh... I may have had some of the stuff. So. I'm sorry for whatever your friends accidentally see/hear on your phone."
"Babyyyyyyy"
"BabyyyyyyyYYyyyyyyYyyyyyyYYYYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"
"Baby oh babyyyyyy my babyyyyyy I love you babyyyyyyy babyyyyyyyyyyy"
"Hmm... maybe this will get your attention..."
Your phone vibrates again. This is the 3rd voicemail he's left. Probably worth at least listening to see what he's up to...
Comments
This_Guy_Eli
Hahahaha I wish I could say I'm sorry. 😁
ValWoops
Your voice should be illegal. This is so good. I was late for work. I am a mess. I need to talk to my therapist. Just when I think I’ve gotten “used to” the sex sounds… SMFH ELI
Carrie
oH nO! a LoOpHoLe!!!! 😖
This_Guy_Eli
I'll make sure to get in touch with my lawyers. If they turn out to be strippers, I will not be held liable.
This_Guy_Eli
Plot twist twist: they liked it.
This_Guy_Eli
Jaciiiiii!!! As always you are too sweet. I'm so glad you enjoyed it! It was a silly idea, but I think it's fun to step off the fancy SFX and plot driven audios and just do a fun lil phone call for the low-intensity enjoyers. 🥰💕
Carrie
📞 Hi! This is Carrie, yeah I’d like to formally complain/speak to This_Guy_Eli.? Please hold?! Yeah no prob! …. Eli! hey! wtf?! STOP 🛑 I’m asking you to knock it off… please… and quit being a freak.. got it?! I personally feel entitled to compensation for: The confused look on my face that is permanently stuck there Emotional Damage/ Suffering You being a weird sick freak and thinking you are so gd funny New iPhone bc I threw this one across the room (your fault) Sweating. A whole gd bucket 🪣 The nervous tummy this gave me. You have a nice day, peace and love *aggressively hangs up phone* ☎️
Buttercup
Plot twist: sent to the wrong number 🥴
jacijoan
Ellliiiii!!!! I don't know if I'll ever get over this one!!!!! You sound so relaxed and so needy too! I could literally feel my face getting hot when you started talking about biting!!!! Jfc!!! Also I loveeeeeee like absolutely love the ending man oh man!!!!!!!! This is just so wonderful!!! This is most definitely a new favorite (even tho it's so hard to pick bc you haven't made a single audio that I haven't liked) I'm gonna listen to this again thank you thank you Eli you're seriously way too fucking good at your job dood!!!🖤
sarahgrin
Okieee I’m on my way home, bitey boy 😻😹 this was simultaneously so adorably cute and also sooo hot. I love the silly playfulness and the assumed intimacy and closeness. You know I’m a sucker for public listening and established relationships. Makes me want some snuggles! Ugh, this was so fun and good!! Also respectfully I request an episode 0, a dramatic reading of the pre-herbal voicemails, kthxbai
